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Ignoring them completely, Naruto jumped out of his hiding spot, awkwardly landing in front of a smug Gai. He took the man's hand and shook it enthusiastically. I will never look at you the same way again. he vowed, his eyes dancing in delight. My respect for you just jumped up by a million points.

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Harry recalled what Hermione Granger, (or as Mom or Aunt Dawn might describe her, "the young lady in serious need of a good leave-in conditioner and a little bit of styling mousse&quot had said about the ceiling when some of the other kids coming in were ooh-ing and ahh-ing once they caught their first glimpse of it: "It's bewitched to look like the sky outside. I read about it in 'Hogwarts, A History'." Personally, he wondered if these people had ever heard of skylights.
Oh yeah, he noted with a mental sigh, he remembered now ? that was the super massive, thousand page book that Remus and Sirius had insisted he get along with the other dozen or so texts and other reference books that he had spent most of a day collecting from that magic book store in Ding-Dong Alley along with the other school supplies he needed.
With a memory like she exhibited and her clearly unconscious, slightly know-it-all manner when answering questions or pointing out inaccuracies in other people's comments or statements, he head to admit that Hermione certainly seemed to be very close to what he imagined Aunt Willow might have been like when she and Dad were growing up in Sunnydale, back before Mom had moved there and long before the town had finally dropped into the mile-wide crater that the federal government had finally declared a wildlife reserve, in order to prevent anyone from trying to rebuild in the area.
The fact that she also spoke and wrote Klingon fluently merely raised her status a few more points as far as he was concerned.

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ECSNorway - wanna give us a link?

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To: Harry Potter
From: Ginny Weasley
Re: Ask you how?
What do you mean you "Mocked Voldemort"? Doesn't everyone?
Gin
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To: Ginny Weasley
From: Harry Potter
Re: Re: Ask you how?
No, I actually "mocked" Voldemort.
Hey, Gin... how would you feel about being my right hand when I conquer Voldemort and take over the Death Eaters? Create a new regime of utter evil. You're a Weasley, you've proven to be devious and ingenious... and you have past history in this area.
Whattaya think?
As for the mocking:
"I tink I taw a bid bad Moldiemort
I DiD, I DiD
I did tee a bid bad Moldiemort"
HP
I mocked Voldemort
Ask me how!
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To: Harry Potter
From: Ginny Weasley
Re: You DIDN'T?!
Harry! You DIDN'T?!
- Ginny
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To: Ginny Weasley
From: Harry Potter
Re: Re: You DIDN'T?!
I did. Why? What's the worst he can do? Jump up and down shrieking, "Kill him! Kill him!"?
- HP
I mocked Voldemort
Ask me how!
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To: Lucius Malfoy
From: Lord Voldemort
Fwd: Re: Re: Minions
Malfoy!
KILL HIM! KILL HIM!
Your Lord & Master,
Voldemort
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To: Harry Potter
From: Ginny Weasley
Re: Red Right Hand
Good point. Here's a thought... want to have a series of T-Shirts or robes made up with the "I Tink I Taw" emblazoned on the back? It'd send Moldiemort through the roof!
- Ginny

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"He's a ninja. They're like quantum particles. You either know where they've been, or where they're going. Not both."

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"But why do I have to let him get away with that?"
"You don't have to. You just have to fight him differently. Insult him right back. Preferably with a better thought out insult. Insult smarter basically. If he gets angry enough to use violence, then you have carte blanche to respond with similar level of non-lethal force. Never throw the first punch, but make damn sure to throw the last one."
"Oh. So that works?"
"It lets you keep the moral high ground as well as being very satisfying. No lasting damage though, try not to break any bones."
"Soft tissue damage only?"
"That works yes."
Big Boss couldn't help but think he had made a mistake somewhere there. He went out to get the mail.
Wolf figured now wouldn't be the best time to mention that she had used a silenced .22 rifle she had found in the house to snipe Dudley's Nintendo and TV from the roof on the house on the other side of them.

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"My brother says there's something else girls are good for," the third remarked, "Said that the ones with big tits are the best." He leered at her. "Yeah, you're gonna be really good for that. Maybe I'll let ye be my girlfriend, show you want I'm talking about."
The three laughed and began to seemingly congratulate each other. Wolf smiled though.
Saladin had said that those kinds of comments were something she could happily respond to in kind. It took her a moment to think of the language, but she remember the kinds of insults the Iraqi soldiers she had once worked with had used on each other. She hoped the translated well, and were effective
"Like you would have any idea of what to do with a woman," she replied, "I mean you probably spend so much time sodomizing each other that you would be unable to tell one end from the other. I find your insults laughable, but you are pleasant to be around as while your personalities are bothersome, the heat generated by your flaming homosexuality makes the coping with the winter that much more pleasant." She wasn't actually sure what this meant, but it had the desired effect.

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It appears Blue Sun made an inappropriate toy for children, Mal explained.
You mean the Shake em Shock em Pogo Stick? Jane asked,
Yeah, Mal turned to her in surprise. Youre familiar with it?
Jane smiled mischievously. Ive heard good things.
Mal chuckled. Right. Because it appears the combination of shaking and shocking has kids holding their sticks a little too close to themselves, quite often in ways they dont really understand. Reports indicate older sisters are spending more time on the pogo stick than their younger siblings who the toy was designed for.

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"I prefer snakes though for future reference." Rule number one in the Secret Warrior world: Mess with Big Boss at your own risk. 'Cause he messed back and had more experience.

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