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Ranma had continued to sit at the table, even after everyone else had finished, munching on the few crumbs left in the bowls while Kasumi and Nodoka picked up the dirty dishes and carted them into the kitchen. Once all the plates were gone, Ranma sighed; it had been a banner meal from Kasumi and would be fondly remembered until the next meal.

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Dont worry Faith Wesley told her. Their reign of terror, personal insults and quips at our expense will shortly come to an end he said With Giles gone Buffy will not be able to resist alone and we will rebuild the organisation in our image, slayers will be sassy, remorseful and have cleavage, watchers will be scruffy, wake up with hangovers and date demons he declared doing his best impression of a super-villain. The forces of evil will crumble before us because they wont be sure if were on their side or not and theyll be far too confused to fight back he claimed. I have seen the future and it will be glorious he told her grandly.

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The unicorns stopped dancing angrily, and looked from Sasha to the Rusalka and back again. And back to Sasha. And back to the Rusalka.
"Um," said one, hesitantly. "A problem..."
"No problem," said the first immediately, tossing her head. "This is a creature of darkness!"
"But..." the hesitant one said, as she dropped her head to sniff at the water. "A virgin creature of darkness..."
It was the Rusalka's turn to flush as bright a red as a ghost could manage.
"No problem," insisted the first, who was evidently the leader of this group. "That is a female. So are we, and we do not protect females. And she is a creature of darkness. We destroy creatures of darkness. Virginity doesn't enter into it."
"But..."
"I'm quite sure there are virgin creatures of darkness all the time," the leader retorted, stamping her forehoof....

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Dont think Ill do this every time you get drunk, Hermione said, as she placed a steaming potion on her husbands lap.
Is it going to kill me? Ron asked, with a small amount of hope in his voice.
Its a hangover cure.
Wow, he said and drank it down quickly. That tastes foul!
So it should, Hermione agreed. If it tasted good, there would be no reason for you to remain sober.
Right, Ron said dryly.
So, what happened last night?
I had a chat with Harry, made sure he got most of his anger out of the way, and we made friends again.
I told you not to protect me.
And I ignored you, Ron stated.
What am I going to do with you?
Wear that nurse outfit? Ron said with a grin.
If youre lucky, she replied with a slight smile.

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Having already committed his body to one course of action, it was impossible to try and change it
before landing. Never the less, Ranma tried his best to do so anyway. He didn't succeed though.
"Auuugghhhh-"
Yoruichi smiled that insufferable smile that only felines are capable of.
*BAMF*
An eruption of white smoke obscured the landing zone as Ranma touched down.
Ranma tensed, then relaxed as he realized that nothing small and furry was touching him.
Then tensed up again as he realized that something warm and very familiar *was* underneath him.
He looked down as the smoke cleared.
"Hey!? No fair, why aren't you naked?!"

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Lacus: Hi there! I'm Athrun's pretty fiance who is also a famous singer. Go ahead and believe that I'm an airhead. I'm so doped up on happy drugs that I couldn't care less!

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Light Dark Im the Senshi with the chainsaw! The small engine roared to life with a single yank of its pull cord. Steel teeth began to whir hungrily around the elliptical blade. I held my weapon over my head and relished the look of fear in my opponent. I charged while screaming a mighty war cry. Deadite!
In order to defend itself, it released all of the Senshi. Not that the vines were a match for my wrath or mechanical instrument of holy retribution. Indeed, I had no mercy as I hacked into its bark and my face was splashed with a sap like ichor. Not being able to withstand my fury, it was soon if full retreat. I chased after it, singing, Im a lumberjack and Im okay!
To say the least, the other Senshi were dumbfounded as my prey and I circled them. Occasionally, I would catch snippets of conversations.
Whats a Deadite?
I dont know, but Sailor Nemesis seems to take offence at their existence.
Im glad Im not one then.
Same here.
Oh look, its stopped running. Do you think she tired it out?
I think it would rather die than hear one more verse.
Soon enough there was nothing left of it but splinters, sap and chain oil. I was standing in the middle of it all with a slightly maniac smile and glint in my eyes, my chest heaving slightly. Well, that was a decent workout. I looked up at the others who were staring at me in wide-eyed horror. What? Havent you ever seen a girl get into her work before?

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Willow was also fighting back the nerves, but for an entirely different reason.
Oh my god! Captain, we have to go back, she exclaimed. Carter was surprised at the sudden agitation until now the redhead had seemed the most level headed of the civilians, and had been handing the situation with aplomb.
Calm down, Miss Rosenberg. Why do we need to go back?
Although the air force had supplied them all with regulation camouflaged green ski jackets, trousers and boots for the cold weather, they were still wearing their own tops underneath.
Because Im wearing a red shirt. Weve beamed ourselves onto an alien planet to go exploring, and Im the one wearing a red shirt. I dont want to die! Carter burst out laughing.
You think youve got it bad, she answered between bouts of giggles, Im the Captain - therefore all my immediate future holds is making out with some green-skinned princess then getting into a fight with her father. Willow didnt think that fate was so bad; well the first bit anyway.

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What Sams off gallivanting around another world and youd rather stay in a room buried under a mountain than escort these two beautiful young ladies into town? Besides if we left them alone, who knows what kind of nasty things they could happen to.

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Natalie simply looked at her friend like the answer should be obvious by now. "We're on our way to visit Atlantis, and you're wondering how they got chocolate pudding into a water balloon?"

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