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Quote:"Ahhh!" A single finger shot out as though impaling one of the council members, the justification for such a fearful reaction being declared a second later, "Mumm-Ra!"
What the...?; not that he'd fault the boy for being wary of Danzo just on principle but the curse he'd spat upon the bandaged shinobi veteran was completely alien to the Yamanaka though not, he realised as he heard movement to the side of him and glanced over to see Tsumes' shoulders shaking with mirth, to all present. Noticing his scrutiny, the Inuzuka leant over slightly as she mastered herself and whispered out the corner of her mouth,
"You need kids of a certain age to understand Ino-kun, probably boys", she elaborated after realising her son and Inoichi's daughter were the same age give or take a few month. Deciding this was one of things he'd have to ask about later Inoichi left it alone for the moment, settling back in his seat as Sarutobi, recovering himself from his own smirk at seeing his long-term rival wrong-footed so unexpectedly, took charge again,
"Forgive me informer-san but that is Shimura Danzo, one of my advisors and, despite the resemblance, not related to your cartoon evil-doer"

Quote:"It's not paranoia if they're out to get you," he said lightly.
Hikari stood her ground. "I'm a one-legged civilian cleaning lady, whose younger brother is a genin, whose elder sister is married to an Akimichi, and whose family has been in the village for three generations. I could give less of a damn about politics unless they directly pertain to me, and I have been the target of enough gossip to have a healthy loathing of it. I'm loyal to the village, have zero ties to forces outside of it, and I have this crazy feeling that even on an off day most of you could beat me in a running race," she finished dryly. "I'm not really asking anyone to trust me any more than you might trust the village locksmith, or the chefs and waiters at any of the restaurants you eat at. I mean, I figure that's why there are so many Akimichi restaurants, right?"

Quote:“BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!”
Louise stared in shock at the girl. She was holding
her sides as she almost doubled over with laughter. Louise felt shame and anger
start to burn in her chest. So even her familiar laughed at her?

Professor Colbert on the other hand felt the hair on the back of his
neck stand on end. Something about this situation was making his instincts from
his days as the Flame Snake start to go crazy. Out of the corner of his eye,
Colbert noticed that Miss Tabitha, a mage who had already earned the title of
Chevalier, move to get in a better position behind the summoned
familiar.
The young girl finally stopped laughing and stood straight up
wiping a tear from her eye as she looked at Louise.
“Oh did I need that.
That has to be the funniest thing I've heard in years. To think that there's
actually someone stupid enough to try to bind me of all the people in
the  world as a familiar. Ahh, it's good to know that the world still breeds
such  idiots.”
Louise bristled in rage at the child's words. The students
around them started laughing and talking amongst themselves, wondering just
where this girl had come from that she would speak in such a manner to a
noble.
“Still, I suppose I should be grateful.” The girl said as she ran
her hands down her body in a way that would have been erotic if done by an
older  woman and looked disturbing when done by a child. “After all for the
first time  in fifteen long years I'm finally free of that man's
curse.”

Quote:A crushing weight fell on Evangeline's shoulders. A weight formed out of a
forced feeling of fear, as a glaring pressure of anger and disappointment
burned  into her. Evangeline turned her head slowly, the only movement allowed
to her as  she looked behind her. A swirling vortex of darkness had formed
behind her, the  source of the imposed feelings. A massive hand reached out of
the darkness for  her and grabbed the mighty vampire by the back of the
neck.
“Yo-You've  got to be kidding me! Just.......just how much power
did you put into this  curse, Thousand Master!”
Evangeline could do
nothing, not even let go of  the girl in her arms, as she was dragged bodily
through the portal of darkness  that she knew would take her back to Mahora.

Quote:Z, that's well written and all, but still rather repulsive. As if Harry wasn't deconstructed-hero enough in canon!