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- Bob Schroeck - 11-06-2009
Back from the interview. It ran a bit more than 30 minutes -- about half what I expected. The rep was pleasant and enthusiastic. Turns out that it's less a
recruiter than a temp agency, although they tend to place their people in contract-to-hire and temp-to-perm positions; they also claim to be the number one
firm placing IT folks in creative agencies, which I found interesting; might be fun to get back into the creative business from the "underside", as
it were.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
- Bob Schroeck - 11-09-2009
To be honest, I'm not really sure I want a job as a "SOFTWARE ENGINNER".
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
Guess it's an Ancient Egyptian Job... - Bob Schroeck - 11-09-2009
From a job listing:
Quote:Schedule Required: M-F core business horus-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
- Wiregeek - 11-09-2009
ancient Egyptian gods in cheap suits with Power Ties? say it ain't so, Bob!
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies
- Dragonflight - 11-09-2009
(Flashes back to a couple Ba'al episodes from Stargate...)
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Those who fear the darkness have never seen what the light can do.
- Bluemage - 11-09-2009
So do they hire you if your resume is lighter than a feather?
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Atom Bomb of Courteous Debate. Get yours.
I've been writing a bit.
- Bob Schroeck - 11-09-2009
Only if my job duties are heavier than a mountain.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
Wish Me Luck... - Bob Schroeck - 11-13-2009
In about half an hour I'm going to be taking a timed skill assessment for the place I interviewed with last week. Naturally, I've been plotzing over
it the last couple days.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
- Kurisu - 11-13-2009
(Making the sign of the cross in Bob's general direction)
"I want you, the steak, your friend in the bushes, and get the f*** outta 'ere."
Remind me to tell you the joke sometime...
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DEATH is Certain. The hour, Uncertain...
- Bob Schroeck - 11-13-2009
Bleh. I feel like I bungled the whole thing.
Of course every time I feel like that, the person administering the test tells me, "oh no, you did really well."
Of course by saying that I've just jinxed this time.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
- Vincent Ursus - 11-14-2009
Good luck!
*knocks on wood*
- Bob Schroeck - 11-15-2009
Haven't heard anything back yet, not that I expected a response before next week.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
Now I Don't Feel Bad About Cookie Cutter Cover Letters... - Bob Schroeck - 11-16-2009
Actual response I just received in email for a job application. The only thing I've redacted from this is the signature. Everything else is exactly as it appeared in my inbox:
Quote:Dear Robert SchroeckIf I hadn't received this within a couple minutes of an application, I'd have no idea what job it was for...
We have received your resume submission for the Programmer position at (add
company name). We will review your resume within (add timeframe) and contact you
should your qualifications meet the requirements of the position. Your
submission will be kept on file for (add length of time).
In addition to considering you for the Programmer position, your resume will
also be added to our applicant-tracking database and we will review your
qualifications as new opportunities develop. You are welcome to apply to future
job postings if an opportunity interests you.
Thank you again for applying!
Regards,
[[NAME REMOVED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY]
(add company name, link to company website, other contact info as appropriate)
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
- Bluemage - 11-16-2009
Bob Schroeck Wrote:Actual response I just received in email for a job application. The only thing I've redacted from this is theI'm just imagining them hiring you, and the employment contract having (add salary) on it...
signature. Everything else is exactly as it appeared in my inbox:
Quote: Dear Robert SchroeckIf I hadn't received this within a couple minutes of an application, I'd have no idea what job it was for...
We have received your resume submission for the Programmer position at (add
company name). We will review your resume within (add timeframe) and contact you
should your qualifications meet the requirements of the position. Your
submission will be kept on file for (add length of time).
In addition to considering you for the Programmer position, your resume will
also be added to our applicant-tracking database and we will review your
qualifications as new opportunities develop. You are welcome to apply to future
job postings if an opportunity interests you.
Thank you again for applying!
Regards,
[[NAME REMOVED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY]
(add company name, link to company website, other contact info as appropriate)
That's when you whip out a pen, and add some ludicrously high value, right?
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Atom Bomb of Courteous Debate. Get yours.
I've been writing a bit.
- Ebony - 11-17-2009
Bob, that reminds me of a letter I got from a company that I had applied to about 15 years ago, for the position of Copyeditor/Proofreader. The rejection
letter was so full of grammatical and punctuation errors, I corrected it with a red pen, and enclosed it with a letter thanking them for their time and prompt
response to my application.
Ebony the Black Dragon
http://ebony14.livejournal.com
"Good night, and may the Good Lord take a Viking to you."
- Bob Schroeck - 11-17-2009
Oooh, nice move, Ebony. I like.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
- Bob Schroeck - 11-17-2009
It's not certain yet, but I may have an interview coming up on the double. I applied for a job yesterday that apparently is in "rush hire" mode, as in they want to have someone selected by the end of next week. The agent who put up the ad to which I replied thinks I have a good chance to at least get to the interview stage, and is selling me to them now as I type. It's a 3-6 month contract after which the company hires you outright if everything worked out okay with you.
Is it just me or is a lot more work contract-based than it used to be?
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
- Bob Schroeck - 11-17-2009
Update: I'm going in for an interview tomorrow. And it's not the end of next week they want someone, it's this week -- as in, three days from now they want to have somebody hired.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
- Foxboy - 11-17-2009
Phew! Good luck, Bob!
''We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat
them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.''
-- James Nicoll
- Sweno - 11-17-2009
Good luck with the interview.
And I know that at least at my employer hiring people on a contract basis for a small project has become much more popular. It's less risk
-Terry
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"so listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing to happen to you today"
TF2: Spy
- Jinx999 - 11-18-2009
Good luck.
- Wiregeek - 11-18-2009
best of luck!
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies
- robkelk - 11-18-2009
Good thing I didn't have time to pull that ITIL overview out of my archives today, then; you don't need the distraction of something else to learn.
And it's not just you - permanent jobs are becoming rarer than hen's teeth nowadays.
Break a leg!
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."
- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
- Jeanne Hedge - 11-18-2009
Best of luck, Bob.
And yes, contract-to-hire is the new norm. They will tell you it's because they can't afford to make mistakes, but I have doubts that that's the
real reason. Or at least that it's the only reason.
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-- Gabrielle of Potadeia
- Duane Peters - 11-18-2009
Break a leg, Bob.