Quote:While Ranma and Tre were at the park, the other girls were out doing things of their own, however some of them were either looking for trouble or just something to keep from being bored.

"Hey, Dieci, wanna do something silly and fun?" Cinque asked her taller sister.

"Sure, why not?" Dieci nodded at her as the two left the Tendo house.

Later on...

Most people wouldn't think twice about two girls walking down the street, even if one of them had an eye-patch and a trench coat on and the other one was wearing brown pants and a white shirt that clung to her body, showing that she had a fairly curvy figure.

More than one man and boy on the street walked into a pole as they stopped to stare at the duo, or more specifically, Dieci, who was holding onto something in her hand. It wasn't a major eye-catcher, considering the way that people were openly ogling her rear or chest as she walked by. Not that she noticed, since she was more concerned with what was going to happen soon.

Looking at Cinque, Dieci wondered just what her shorter sister was planning. "So..." She had a bottle of coke in her hand as she and Cinque walked into a small construction area.

Cinque held up a pipe and smiled at her. "Come on, aren't you curious?"

"Well, yeah, but..." Dieci put the bottle down. "I thought it only worked on metal?"

Shrugging, the short, one-eyed girl could only silently open the bottle and tape the pipe to the top. "Well, we never know until we try, right?"

"Will this even work?" Dieci asked as she pulled out a roll of mentos from her pocket.

"I saw it on TV, so I'm curious." Cinque admitted as she was handed one of the mentos and handed it back to Dieci, who lifted it up and dropped it down the pipe.

As the mentos hit the soda and reacted violently, Cinque snapped her fingers, before her eye widened as not only did the coke shoot straight up but the bottle exploded violently, causing the two of them to get soaked in soda.

Calmly shaking her arms as the soda dripped off of her body, Dieci sighed softly. "Well, that was a fun experiment."

Wiping the soda off of her face, Cinque nodded. "Not doing that again." Oh well, that was kind of fun none-the-less.

She amended her thought a moment later as she and Dieci were suddenly soaked by the soda that had gone up and decided to finally obey the law of gravity and come crashing down on top of them.

Quote:Kei smiled at her. “Huh? Of course not. I'm just sick of playing with
plastic if you catch my drift. He's healed enough that it won't kill
him.” She looked up. “I've got Luna helping me look for him. I'm
supposed to tell her if I see her boyfriend too. Right Luna?” The
kunoichi looked up.
Spike and Gia looked up. There was a small
hole in the ceiling and a little black cat's head poked out. Luna
narrowed her eyes and gave a sharp toothed grin. “Ceiling cat will find
them. No one can hide from ceiling cat.”

Florin Wrote:

Quote:After she had finished taking pictures, the old woman pulled out a stool, and planted herself upon it. “Now, Ranma. I want you to pick up your katana,” she paused for a moment as the young woman complied with her instructions. “Alright, draw the sword and hold it, pointing towards the sky, above your head. Very good. Now, repeat after me, ‘Bai sha pawaa ofu gureisukuru!’”

Ranma blinked momentarily, then complied. She wasn’t surprised when nothing happened.

The short old woman hopped down from her stool, to stare into Ranma’s eyes. Nodding to herself, she said, “That didn’t seem to work. Try this one... ‘Shundaa, shundaa, shundaa... shundaa katsu hou!’”

From the same fic, in an earlier chapter, while trying to figure out Ranma's new Henshin phrase.

Shay Guy Wrote:

Florin Wrote:

Quote:After she had finished taking pictures, the old woman pulled out a stool, and planted herself upon it. “Now, Ranma. I want you to pick up your katana,” she paused for a moment as the young woman complied with her instructions. “Alright, draw the sword and hold it, pointing towards the sky, above your head. Very good. Now, repeat after me, ‘Bai sha pawaa ofu gureisukuru!’”

Ranma blinked momentarily, then complied. She wasn’t surprised when nothing happened.

The short old woman hopped down from her stool, to stare into Ranma’s eyes. Nodding to herself, she said, “That didn’t seem to work. Try this one... ‘Shundaa, shundaa, shundaa... shundaa katsu hou!’”

From the same fic, in an earlier chapter, while trying to figure out Ranma's new Henshin phrase.

...I'm sorry, I can't help it. I have to at least try to fix those.

‘Bai za pawaa abu gureisukaru!’

[i]‘Sandaa, sandaa, sandaa... sandaa katsu hou!’[/i]

Quote:“Hinata-sama,” sighed Neji as he strove to block out the hopeful gaze of his cousin. “I admire that you wish to get stronger, but you are family. There is nothing you can do that will make me allow Gai-sensei to inflict his ideas of training on you.”
“…Three new plushies and the new, uncensored, ‘Kittens of Konoha’ calendar.”
“…”
“Gai-sensei, I would like you to meet my cousin, Hyuuga Hinata.”

Quote:Akane laid spent, utterly stunned by how good she felt. "Wow," she mumbled.

Usagi waved the Moon Wand around. "I never thought to use this for that before...hey! I thought I lost this!"

When she thought about it, she realized it had gradually formed in the middle of their love-making and then she'd used it for a finishing move on Akane. "Wow, I think we made it out of our love," she said.

Akane said, "We can do that?"

"I guess you're just special," Usagi said, then kissed her. "Sleeping now." CLONK.

Akane smiled and ruffled her hair. I'm so lucky you're the one who summoned me, she thought. I will do everything I can to keep you safe. Good night, Usagi.

Quote: Harry didn’t like his love life being dissected like a frog, but there was a lot of truth to what Luna was saying. “So do you think there’s a girl out there for me?”

“No.”

“No?”

“Yes. Or no, depending on whether that was a question. Harry, no girl in her right mind is going to date you. Not after what Lavender and Parvati are saying about you now.”

“Wonderful. I guess I need to get used to be alone.”

“Nonsense silly, the girl for you isn’t out there. She’s right here,” Luna said, opening the cloak and hopping onto his lap. The unexpected move caused Harry to “woof” loudly as all the air was forced out of him. Luna wasn’t wearing much, and most of the buttons on her blouse were undone. “I said ‘no girl in her right mind.’ It’s well established that I’m batshit insane. I’ve got no problems dating you.”

Quote:Writing this we have a new-found appreciation for just how time-consuming and horribly difficult it is to write truly awkward romantic dialogue.

George Lucas is a genius.

Quote:His chakra was nearly gone, and he was at his most frustrated with
all these damn tadpoles and the occasional summon of Gamakichi, and it
had just reached the breaking point when Jiraiya left to do his
“research”.
Damn everything. Damn this situation, damn this
exam, damn this stupid contract, damn stupid me for signing said stupid
contract, damn all these things that seem to happen and I can’t do a
single damn thing about it!
Imitating another one of his
childhood favorites, Uzumaki Naruto sliced his hand across and did the
hand signs for the Kuchiyose no Jutsu in sheer and utter frustration:
“THIS
HAND OF MINE IS BLEEDING BADLY! ITS CLOTTING GRIP TELLS ME TO SUMMON A
BIG ONE! TAKE THIS, MY LOVE, MY ANGER AND ALL MY SORROW!”
“NINPO: KUCHIYOSE NO JUTSU!”
There was a massive puff of smoke in the training area just outside Konoha…

Quote:"Captain Chrono Harlaown. Child genius. Completed the TSAB Fleet academy's three-year curriculum in one year. Completed the one-year officer training course in three months. Became on official Enforcer at the age of twelve, the youngest ranked officer of his generation. Made Captain of the flagship Asura at the age of fifteen, also the youngest of his generation." Chrono said in a mechanical tone. "All of that is from my personnel file, you know. It looked very impressive. And now it's going to be joined by 'And on his first official mission as a captain, his mommy had to come save him'."

Quote:Yes, apparently digging underground was totally a ninja skill
he'd learned off screen. Thanks Kishimoto, that was very helpful.
Granted, I was probably going to get a lot of hell from the townspeople
for essentially creating a plague of giant, orange-garbed praire dogs,
but screw them, it was useful.

Quote:Zero is a goddamned attention whore. He's the Brian Blessed of numbers. You stick a 0 in your factorization, and everyone else gets upstaged.

ECSNorway Wrote:Zero is a goddamned attention whore.

Quote:Bluemage wrote:

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Zero is a goddamned attention whore.

Is it bad that I thought of Code Geass when I read that?

Quote:Buffy drew herself up, determined not to be intimidated by the other woman. She was a Timelord, had once been a Vampire Slayer and a cheerleader. The latter, one of the most feared species in the galaxies. She could do this, and she’d damn well do it with style.

Quote:We don't need no education.
We don't need no thought control.
No dark sarcasm in the classroom.
Teachers, leave those kids alone.
Hey, Teacher, leave those kids alone!
All in all you're just another brick in the wall.
All in all you're just another brick in the wall.

"Well, that was different." Harry looked across the table to Hannah. "I wonder who let the Hat listen to Pink Floyd?"

"Yes," Hannah said suspiciously, while leaning against Neville and hoping that none of the teachers noticed that she wasn’t sitting at the right table. "I wonder who could have done that Harry…"

Quote:McGonagall slowly turned to look at Harry, her expression chilly. "I
leave you alone for five minutes. Five minutes, Mr. Potter, by the very
clock."
"I was only joking around," Harry protested, as the sounds of hysterical laughter went on nearby.
"Draco Malfoy said in front of his father that he wanted to be sorted into Gryffindor! Joking around isn't enough to do that!" McGonagall paused, breathing heavily. "What part of 'get fitted for clothes' sounded to you like please cast a Confundus Charm on the entire universe!?"

Quote:The Fire listened. The Fire absorbed. And then--just as Rei had asked it--the Fire attempted to show an image that conveyed "the true goal" of the assembled Neriman group.

It really did try its best.

Quote:The man chuckled, a deep rumbling laugh that made Chrono's teeth vibrate. "Ease up, kid. Just needed to make sure nobody was listening in, and setting up a jamming field that I could really be confident in took some time. Sorry about the charades, but it's very important that nobody knows why you're actually here. Though I guess we could still pronounce sentence on your mom if you want us to. Chief, you want to announce Lin's punishment?"

"Very well. Admiral Harlaown, you have been very naughty. That is a bad, bad girl. You are hereby ordered to go to bed this evening without any dessert at all." Admiral Mizetto said solemnly.

"You monster!" Lindy said with mock outrage.