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Fark.com Headline of the Week - Bob Schroeck - 11-18-2009
Quote: New report from the Iowa department of public health shows that 7% of 6 year olds suffer from lead poisoning, possibly because their-- Bob
parents are feeding them too many Pb & J sandwiches
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
- Ebony - 11-18-2009
Wait ... what?
Ebony the Black Dragon
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"Good night, and may the Good Lord take a Viking to you."
- Foxboy - 11-18-2009
It's a joke/pun thingie.
PB = Peanut Butter
Pb (note the lower-case "b") = Chemical Symbol for Lead (from Latin Plumbum)
''We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat
them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.''
-- James Nicoll
- Wiregeek - 11-18-2009
http://www.radioiowa.com/2009/11/17/rep ... g-in-kids/
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies
- Ebony - 11-19-2009
Quote: Foxboy wrote:
It's a joke/pun thingie.
PB = Peanut Butter
Pb (note the lower-case "b") = Chemical Symbol for Lead (from Latin Plumbum)
Ah ha. My Chemistry puns are somewhat oxidized. Please forgive me. (I do remember HIOAg, though.)
Ebony the Black Dragon
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"Good night, and may the Good Lord take a Viking to you."
- Ankhani - 11-19-2009
I try to reduce the number of science puns I make. People usually don't get'm.
On another note, there's a whole lotta disclaimerism going on moving into a lead-based paint home. Though I guess I can't be surprised people don't
read everything they are given or told to sign.
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- Norgarth - 11-19-2009
Heh, I had a chemistry teacher back in high school who had a heap of that sorta pun. I can't recall many anymore.
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- Shepherd - 11-19-2009
Quote: Timote wrote:Me too. My chemistry teacher once told a joke about a railroad employee who was sentenced to the electric chair but wouldn't die. It turned
Heh, I had a chemistry teacher back in high school who had a heap of that sorta pun.
out that he was a bad conductor.
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