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Zendo! - ECSNorway - 12-05-2009
The following koan posesses the Buddha nature:
Blue medium, green medium, red small. All erect and placed next to each other in order blue, green, red.
The following koan does not posess the Buddha nature:
Blue medium, green large, yellow medium. All erect and placed next to each other in order blue, green, yellow.
Students?
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Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.
- Bluemage - 12-05-2009
Gold.
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Atom Bomb of Courteous Debate. Get yours.
I've been writing a bit.
- Foxboy - 12-05-2009
Rutabaga. ^_^
''We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat
them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.''
-- James Nicoll
- Duane Peters - 12-06-2009
(says nothing, but smacks Norway upside the head.)
- Bob Schroeck - 12-06-2009
Mu.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
- robkelk - 12-06-2009
Zendo is Shinzi's father.
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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."
- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
- DHBirr - 12-06-2009
It's spelled "possesses," not "posesses."
Buddha is a pest.
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Big Brother is watching you. And damn, you are so bloody BORING.
- Foxboy - 12-06-2009
But ve're not in Hungary anymore, Zsa Zsa, dahlink!
''We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat
them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.''
-- James Nicoll
- Morganite - 12-06-2009
And a partridge in a pear tree.
-Morgan.
- SkyeFire - 12-06-2009
42.
And bring a towel.
- Rod.H - 12-06-2009
#337F7F
- Kurisu - 12-06-2009
MahhHogany!
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DEATH is Certain. The hour, Uncertain...
- ECSNorway - 12-06-2009
Humbug.
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Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.
- Norgarth - 12-06-2009
Narf!
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- Black Aeronaut - 12-07-2009
wtf?
- ECSNorway - 12-07-2009
Flargh. Tell me you've never played Zendo before.
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- s3yang - 12-07-2009
Is this anything like meeting a Buddha on the road? If so, the answer is obviously a block of C4.
- robkelk - 12-07-2009
Quote:Flargh. Tell me you've never played Zendo before."You've never played Zendo before."
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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."
- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
- Foxboy - 12-07-2009
Radish. *sage nod*
''We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat
them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.''
-- James Nicoll
- robkelk - 12-08-2009
Quote:Is this anything like meeting a Buddha on the road?The Buddha you meet on the road is not the true Buddha.
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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."
- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
- Bluemage - 12-08-2009
Quote: robkelk wrote:Nor is it a false Buddha. Not a Buddha is the one you meet on the road, yet the Buddha-nature it has, for indeed, all that is, was, and will be
Quote: Is this anything like meeting a Buddha on the road?
The Buddha you meet on the road is not the true Buddha.
has the Buddha-nature, save that which does not. Many riddles I speak, yet the riddle true is not of that of which it speaks. If you know it, it is not what
you seek; only the blind can see it, only the deaf can hear it- only the dead can touch it. Knowledge- knowledge that cannot be known- must be, else the
master is as not a student at all.
On a more serious note, five pounds of flax.
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Atom Bomb of Courteous Debate. Get yours.
I've been writing a bit.
- Bob Schroeck - 12-08-2009
If you meet the Buddha on the Net, put his his address in your killfile.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
- s3yang - 12-08-2009
Quote: Bluemage wrote:.....
Quote: robkelk wrote:Nor is it a false Buddha. Not a Buddha is the one you meet on the road, yet the Buddha-nature it has, for indeed, all that is, was, and will be
Quote: Is this anything like meeting a Buddha on the road?
The Buddha you meet on the road is not the true Buddha.
has the Buddha-nature, save that which does not. Many riddles I speak, yet the riddle true is not of that of which it speaks. If you know it, it is not what
you seek; only the blind can see it, only the deaf can hear it- only the dead can touch it. Knowledge- knowledge that cannot be known- must be, else the
master is as not a student at all.
On a more serious note, five pounds of flax.
I was right the first time, a block of C4 is definitely the solution here.
- ECSNorway - 12-08-2009
Zendo
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Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.
- Bluemage - 12-08-2009
Quote: ECSNorway wrote:
Zendo
That's nice.
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Atom Bomb of Courteous Debate. Get yours.
I've been writing a bit.