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[Forum Game] Altered movie quotes - Foxboy - 01-06-2010 Okay this is a bit of silliness that I came up with at random: Take a movie quote and change it so that the character is either moonlighting or has a different job altogether. I'll start with: Quote: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You ordered the chicken carbonara. Prepare to DINE!''We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.'' -- James Nicoll - Bluemage - 01-06-2010 Quote: Come with me if you want to lift. My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Atom Bomb of Courteous Debate. Get yours. I've been writing a bit. - robkelk - 01-06-2010 Quote:I know what you're thinking. "Did he deal four aces or only three?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a casino deck of cards, the most powerful gambling device in the world, and would empty your wallet clean out, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?-- Rob Kelk "Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of the same sovereign, servants of the same law." - Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012 - Bob Schroeck - 01-07-2010 "KOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!" -- Bob --------- Then the horns kicked in... ...and my shoes began to squeak. - Bluemage - 01-07-2010 "They didn't make you this eating machine- they just cooked up the porridge, and went for a walk." My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Atom Bomb of Courteous Debate. Get yours. I've been writing a bit. - Ankhani - 01-07-2010 "Soylent Green is FATTENING! It's FATTENING!" --- The Master said: "It is all in vain! I have never yet seen a man who can perceive his own faults and bring the charge home against himself." >Analects: Book V, Chaper XXVI - OpMegs - 01-07-2010 "On call scheduling rarely calls upon us at a time of our choosing." --- "Oh, silver blade, forged in the depths of the beyond. Heed my summons and purge those who stand in my way. Lay waste." - Jeanne Hedge - 01-07-2010 "Disco. Heh. Rap. Heh. An Elvis impersonator craves not these things." ![]() www.jhedge.com "Believe me, if I have to go the rest of my life without companionship, knowing myself won't be a problem." -- Gabrielle of Potadeia - OpMegs - 01-08-2010 "I may be a roofer, but I caulk what I seal." --- "Oh, silver blade, forged in the depths of the beyond. Heed my summons and purge those who stand in my way. Lay waste." - Valles - 01-08-2010 "Shim-shimmery shim-shimmery shim-shim chemise/A stud gets as lucky as lucky can be..." =========== =============================================== "V, did you do something foolish?" "Yes, and it was glorious." - Bluemage - 01-08-2010 Quote: OpMegs wrote:I didn't think game quotes were allowed in this. "The minute the goal is in view, HIT IT WITH THE BALL!!" "Use of unnecessary alcohol in the lubrication of the Blues Brothers HAS been approved!" My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Atom Bomb of Courteous Debate. Get yours. I've been writing a bit. - Foxboy - 01-08-2010 Quote:If that train leaves and I'm not driving it, it'll be late. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but SOON.''We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.'' -- James Nicoll - Kurisu - 01-08-2010 A wiry blonde man wearing a crocodile-skin jacket is brandishing a LARGE Bowie knife. "I foynd your lack of faith distoybin'..." _____ DEATH is Certain. The hour, Uncertain... - Bob Schroeck - 01-08-2010 "Candygram for Voldemort! Candygram for Voldemort!" -- Bob --------- Then the horns kicked in... ...and my shoes began to squeak. - Wiregeek - 01-08-2010 "NOT MY CUPCAKE, YOU BITCH!" "No can brain today. Want cheezeburger." From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies - robkelk - 01-08-2010 "Do you expect me to walk?" "No, Mister Bond, I expect you to bunt!" -- Rob Kelk "Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of the same sovereign, servants of the same law." - Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012 - Valles - 01-08-2010 "Ford this." *SPLASH* =========== =============================================== "V, did you do something foolish?" "Yes, and it was glorious." - ECSNorway - 01-08-2010 "Limbaugh, you magnificent bastard! I read your book!" -- Sucrose Octanitrate. Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode. - Bluemage - 01-09-2010 "This is the day you will always remember as the day that you almost flew Captain Jack Sparrow Airlines!" My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Atom Bomb of Courteous Debate. Get yours. I've been writing a bit. - nemonowan - 01-09-2010 "I have come here to chew bubblegum and be your waiter... and I'm all out of bubblegum." - Bluemage - 01-09-2010 "There is no 'good' or 'evil', only bacon- and those too weak to heat it!" My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Atom Bomb of Courteous Debate. Get yours. I've been writing a bit. - Valles - 01-09-2010 "Listen up, you adorable god-daughter - this... is my boon stick!" =========== =============================================== "V, did you do something foolish?" "Yes, and it was glorious." - robkelk - 01-09-2010 nemonowan Wrote:"I have come here to chew bubblegum and be your waiter... and I'm all out of bubblegum.""I have come here to watch Bubblegum Crisis and write reviews... and I'm all out of Bubblegum." -- Rob Kelk "Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of the same sovereign, servants of the same law." - Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012 - Bob Schroeck - 01-09-2010 "Yippie-ki-yay, Mother Superior!" -- Bob --------- Then the horns kicked in... ...and my shoes began to squeak. - Norgarth - 01-09-2010 "Good, bad, I'm the one with the gum." "When you hang your clothes, you better hang 'em high." "I'll be Bach. (you can be Mozart)" "The farm is strong in this one." ___________________________ "I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific." - George Carlin |