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I've been PUN-ished - DHBirr - 11-01-2014

I feel I must share this, because it was so magnificently awful, and it caught me splendidly off guard.I stopped by a bookstore tonight, and as I paid for my purchases, I noticed the clerk had black markings on her cheekbones that I associate with baseball, etc.  She also wore a jersey, or at least a T-shirt, marked with the words, "Go Ceilings."  If I'd taken a moment to think about it, I like to think I'd have seen the pun coming.  But no; I simply asked, and she informed me that she was a "Ceiling fan."

I paid the appropriate tribute to such a ghastly pun, not only groaning aloud, but actually pounding my head -- gently -- a few times upon her counter.
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Big Brother is watching you.  And damn, you are so bloody BORING.


- Norgarth - 11-01-2014

last Halloween, one of the guys at work dressed up in a grey grey sweatshirt, grey sweatpants that didn't quite match the shirt, and a whole bunch of color swatch cards you get from paint stores showing different types of grey. Eventually I asked what his costume was.

His Answer: 50 Shades of Grey
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"I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific." - George Carlin


- Rajvik - 11-01-2014

Last night an older gentleman was walking around in a shirt with the word "LIFE" written on it and a basket of lemons which he occasionally would hand to someone, including myself.

Life gave me lemons, yet I lacked the sugar and water to make lemonade.
 


- Logan Darklighter - 11-01-2014

Obligatory... 



- DHBirr - 11-01-2014

Or, as Meatloaf sang, Life is itself the lemon ... "and I want my money back!"
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Big Brother is watching you.  And damn, you are so bloody BORING.


- Dragonflight - 11-02-2014

Heh. You can hear him trying not to laugh at the end there. Kinda breaks the immersion. Smile
Also, I'm reminded of an almost identical like from Kim Possible.
Ron: When life gives you lemons...
Drakken: I complain about the lemons!!!
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Those who fear the darkness have never seen what the light can do.


- Labster - 11-08-2014

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