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I've been PUN-ished - DHBirr - 11-01-2014 I feel I must share this, because it was so magnificently awful, and it caught me splendidly off guard.I stopped by a bookstore tonight, and as I paid for my purchases, I noticed the clerk had black markings on her cheekbones that I associate with baseball, etc.  She also wore a jersey, or at least a T-shirt, marked with the words, "Go Ceilings."  If I'd taken a moment to think about it, I like to think I'd have seen the pun coming.  But no; I simply asked, and she informed me that she was a "Ceiling fan." I paid the appropriate tribute to such a ghastly pun, not only groaning aloud, but actually pounding my head -- gently -- a few times upon her counter. ----- Big Brother is watching you.  And damn, you are so bloody BORING. - Norgarth - 11-01-2014 last Halloween, one of the guys at work dressed up in a grey grey sweatshirt, grey sweatpants that didn't quite match the shirt, and a whole bunch of color swatch cards you get from paint stores showing different types of grey. Eventually I asked what his costume was. His Answer: 50 Shades of Grey ___________________________ "I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific." - George Carlin - Rajvik - 11-01-2014 Last night an older gentleman was walking around in a shirt with the word "LIFE" written on it and a basket of lemons which he occasionally would hand to someone, including myself. Life gave me lemons, yet I lacked the sugar and water to make lemonade.   - Logan Darklighter - 11-01-2014 Obligatory...  - DHBirr - 11-01-2014 Or, as Meatloaf sang, Life is itself the lemon ... "and I want my money back!" ----- Big Brother is watching you.  And damn, you are so bloody BORING. - Dragonflight - 11-02-2014 Heh. You can hear him trying not to laugh at the end there. Kinda breaks the immersion. Also, I'm reminded of an almost identical like from Kim Possible. Ron: When life gives you lemons... Drakken: I complain about the lemons!!! --- Those who fear the darkness have never seen what the light can do. - Labster - 11-08-2014 -- ∇×V