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Groaners - ECSNorway - 03-30-2018 The thread for bad jokes (SFW, please) that are not photoshop memes. Q: Why did the wizard build an edible clock? A: I don't know, but I bet it was a very time consuming endeavor. RE: Groaners - Bob Schroeck - 03-30-2018 For future use throughout the thread: RE: Groaners - ECSNorway - 03-30-2018 One windmill turned to the other windmill and asked, "What kind of music do you like?" The second windmill answered, "I'm a big heavy metal fan." RE: Groaners - hazard - 03-30-2018 That's very odd. A lot of those blades are (IIRC) some carbon composite material (it's light and strong), or if we're talking about old school windmills wood and cloth coverings. RE: Groaners - Rajvik - 03-30-2018 How many of the Wicked Witch's flying monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: All of them; One to hold the bulb and the rest to spin the world around it RE: Groaners - robkelk - 03-30-2018 Since it's Easter... On the third day, He arose, rolled the stone from in front of His tomb, and walked the Earth once more. A passer-by stopped Him, pointed at the stone, and said, "Close the door behind You! Were You born in a barn?" RE: Groaners - DHBirr - 03-30-2018 Gonna be politically incorrect here and tell an ethnic joke. [scare chord] So, this Irishman walks out of a bar.... No, seriously. It can happen. ***** Children, don’t talk to strangers. Strangers don’t want to hear it. RE: Groaners - Dartz - 04-01-2018 Did you hear the one about the American who walked headfirst into the bar? Repeatedly RE: Groaners - Norgarth - 04-01-2018 (04-01-2018, 10:01 AM)Dartz Wrote: Did you hear the one about the American who walked headfirst into the bar? Trump? The period of history known as the Dark Ages was called that because there were a lot of knights. I hear skunks are very religious creatures; they each have their own pew. Do dockworkers suffer from pier pressure? Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery. RE: Groaners - Rajvik - 04-01-2018 No Norgarth, he made a THUMP RE: Groaners - robkelk - 04-02-2018 paraphrased from one of Martha Chavez's jokes: "What do we want?" "Cat food!" "When do we want it?" "Nyaow!" RE: Groaners - ECSNorway - 04-05-2018 A Scotsman and an Irishman were entering a bar when the Scotsman calls out, "Drinks for the house on me!" The next day, the newspaper headline read 'Irish Ventriloquist found beaten to death behind pub'. RE: Groaners - Norgarth - 04-05-2018 If a guy swallows a viagra pill, but it gets caught in his throat, does he end up with a stiff neck? I get paid weekly. Very weekly. Want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it was cheesy anyway. RIP boiled water. You will be mist. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was out standing in his field. I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap. My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast. Why did the snowman name his dog Frost? Because Frost bites. What kind of doctor fixes broken Web sites? A URLologist. Why did the cat join the Red Cross? It wanted to be a first-aid kit. RE: Groaners - DHBirr - 04-05-2018 Did medics in the Roman legions give injured soldiers a 4? RE: Groaners - Norgarth - 04-08-2018 What do you call an inconsistant mushroom? Spore-adic. A bicycle can't stand on it's own because it's two-tired. What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway. A backwards poet writes inverse. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key. What do you call a Communist who's really accurate with a gun? A Marxman. RE: Groaners - Norgarth - 04-20-2018 RE: Groaners - Norgarth - 04-23-2018 |