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(humor) Mike Pence Horrified By... - Bob Schroeck - 04-18-2018
...D.C. Cherry Trees Flagrantly Displaying Reproductive Organs
WASHINGTON—Expressing outrage at the crude, depraved perennials throughout the nation’s capitol, Vice President Mike Pence was reportedly horrified Tuesday by the D.C. cherry trees flagrantly displaying their reproductive organs for all to see. “Oh, no, this is completely disgusting,” said a visibly agitated Pence, who rushed around urging nearby pedestrians to keep their heads bowed so as to avoid catching a glimpse of the exhibitionistic flora.
Read the rest at (where else?) The Onion.