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[funny] Shit Your Family Says... - Black Aeronaut - 03-02-2019

Okay, starting a thread here that I hope people keep posting to.  This is the thread for all the zany-ass one-liners and other craziness that members of your family happen to utter.

Just a couple of minutes ago, my brothers got into it, and it resulted in this glorious one-liner:


Quote:The only time I derive pleasure from my ass is when one of my cheeks has an itch and I scratch it!

For the record, we get at least one of these a month.


RE: [funny] Shit Your Family Says... - classicdrogn - 03-02-2019

"Flush twice, it's a long way to Washington!"


RE: [funny] Shit Your Family Says... - Norgarth - 03-03-2019

My brother makes a webcomic (Fatherhood) which often features some of the odd stuff that comes out of my nieces' mouths.  Big Grin Tongue