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Break fast surreal and milk! - classicdrogn - 03-20-2025
me, waking: Mnuh, uh.... FUCK!
frendo: ... Good dreams?
me again: No! I mean yes! I mean, I found boxes of genuine Sgt. Slaughter vs Mr. T breakfast cereal, but I woke up before I could taste either one!
frendo: I fear the things in your dreams.
Sgt. Slaughter cereal looked like Lucky Charms with red, white, and blue star marshmallows, by the way, while Mr. T's was the same but with chocolate cereal bits, and if you put the two boxes side by side with Mr. T on the left the fronts formed a single picture of them scowling at each other across a wrestling ring shaped bowl of cereal. Goddammit, why'd I have to wake up just then?