Ottawa wants more Canadian made porn - Printable Version

Ottawa wants more Canadian made porn - Printable Version

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Ottawa wants more Canadian made porn - ordnance11 - 03-11-2014

Ottawa wants more Canadian erotica for cable TV
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- robkelk - 03-11-2014

Well, yes - we have rules about supporting the local entertainment industry, after all.
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them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
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- DHBirr - 03-11-2014

"A Canadian is somebody who knows how to make love in a canoe." -- Pierre Berton
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Big Brother is watching you. And damn, you are so bloody BORING.

- Foxboy - 03-11-2014

Quote:DHBirr wrote:
"A Canadian is somebody who knows how to make love in a canoe." -- Pierre Berton

Ah. You've had some Molson, I take it. *droll*
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- Werehawk - 03-11-2014

Entertainment industry protection carried to it's logical conclusion...
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- robkelk - 03-12-2014

Foxboy Wrote:
DHBirr Wrote:"A Canadian is somebody who knows how to make love in a canoe." -- Pierre Berton
Ah. You've had some Molson, I take it. *droll*

I see that joke is so old that even the furriners have heard it.
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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

- Dartz - 03-12-2014

Somehow, I managed to read the topic as "Obama wants more Canadian made porn" and I thought "Well, if that's what his thing is...."

Then I thought to check the resolution on my monitor.
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- ordnance11 - 03-12-2014

Quote:robkelk wrote:
Well, yes - we have rules about supporting the local entertainment industry, after all.

I do understand, Rob. Since I deal with them on a daily basis. But did the ministry involved checked on how absurd their statement sounded? Or is there an actual bureaucrat with a sense humor over there?
__________________
Into terror!, Into valour!
Charge ahead! No! Never turn
Yes, it's into the fire we fly
And the devil will burn!
- Scarlett Pimpernell

- DHBirr - 03-12-2014

Quote:Foxboy wrote:
Quote:DHBirr wrote:
"A Canadian is somebody who knows how to make love in a canoe." -- Pierre Berton
Ah. You've had some Molson, I take it. *droll*

I don't drink beer -- anybody's -- so I don't know anything good or bad about Molson and wasn't referencing it. I ran across Berton's line decades before I heard about "fucking close to water," and that joke didn't even cross my mind when I posted. I just thought, key word: Canada; key word: sex; cite: Berton quote.
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Big Brother is watching you. And damn, you are so bloody BORING.

- robkelk - 03-13-2014

DHBirr Wrote:
Quote:Foxboy wrote:
Quote:DHBirr wrote:
"A Canadian is somebody who knows how to make love in a canoe." -- Pierre Berton
Ah. You've had some Molson, I take it. *droll*
I don't drink beer -- anybody's -- so I don't know anything good or bad about Molson and wasn't referencing it. I ran across Berton's line decades before I heard about "fucking close to water," and that joke didn't even cross my mind when I posted. I just thought, key word: Canada; key word: sex; cite: Berton quote.

Ah.

"Mass-market beer is like making love in a canoe: f*****g close to water."

(It used to be "American beer", but ever since Molson and Labatt got taken over by multinationals...)
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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

- robkelk - 03-13-2014

ordnance11 Wrote:
robkelk Wrote:Well, yes - we have rules about supporting the local entertainment industry, after all.
I do understand, Rob. Since I deal with them on a daily basis. But did the ministry involved checked on how absurd their statement sounded? Or is there an actual bureaucrat with a sense humor over there?

The CRTC isn't normally known for having a sense of humour...
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012