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Amusing quotes from and about Scrappers ^_^ - Logan Darklighter - 04-21-2007

As someone whose first COH character was a scrapper and who still runs a majority of that type, this amuses me, makes me nod my head and go "damn straight!".
View original thread here.
I've culled some of the ones that I liked the best here -
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I was reading "White Jazz" by James Ellroy and came across what I think should be the signature line for scrappers.
Quote:
"He's a scrapper, and scrappers get results sooner or later."
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My signature line would probably be more like: "There were HOW many of them in the group I just charged blindly into?"
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Followed by "Woops, scrapper lock!"
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"I'm just a Blapper with a better insurance policy."
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"Thus the blade is swung down"
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"Can I kill 'em yet? Can I? Can I?!?"
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"I'm like an imp, but with less fire, more doom and no leash at all whatsoever."
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"Why did you seven all die to that mob over there? I just fought this mob over here myself."
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"I'm not soloing, they started it!"
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I always liked "Why yes, I do think I'm a living blender."
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"We ready? Ready! Ready! Ready!... aw crap, there he goes again... crazy scrappers!"
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" 6...5... 4...close enough!"
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"I found the Boss... nvm I got him"
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"Whoops, did not see the AV..."
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"Why is this guy taking so long to defeat?"
*glances at target window*
"Oh, he's an AV. That explains it"
*continues fighting (actually happened on the Nemesis AV mission - scrapper running solo.)
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What goes through a Spines/Regen's mind when spying a large group of closely packed evil-doers...Other than "I can take 'em."
"Ohhhhhh.... Play pals!" [Image: happy.gif]
Then after the devastation..
"Awww... No one ever wants to stay and play with me... [Image: frown.gif]
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"look there's a large group! LEEEERROOOOY JEEEENKINS!"
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I think mine is still, 'Well, I needed two more guys to finish the 'Defeat X' mission...and that batch of fifteen was just *there*...'
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"Yup, that's a scrapper pull." (after I tried using laser eye beam to pull a single KoA and got the entire room)
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"Damn that was cool, but if you ever charge Envoy of Shadows again I'm booting you from the team." (after I lead the charge against EoS in the first encounter about 20 times with 20 team wipes in a row back in issue four)
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You want to taunt something? Stab it in the face.
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"The only line a Scrapper stands in is the line of fire"
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"My scrapper doesn't need an AoE. She is an AoE."
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"A scrapper's job is not damage... a scrapper's job is violence."
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Here is a good Scrapper quote, this guy musta been a Scrapper to the core:
Quote:
Hard pressed on my right. My center is yielding. Impossible to maneuver. Situation excellent. I am attacking. --Ferdinand Foch-- at the Battle of the Marne
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"Debt before dishonor!"
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I believe my favourite quote in regards to scrappers was along the lines of:
Tanker: "Silly scrapper, only I can survive jumping into mobs like that."
Me: *blinks* "Then why am I the one standing?"
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when the team says "sorry you died" i tell them,"bah i was getting too close to being out of debt anyway"
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Ok, some of these are better than others ... but they're a few of my rotating battle cries.
"Sticks and Stones may Break My Bones, but I Heal Fast."
"Sanity is for squishies"
"Imstillsaneimstillsaneimstillsane!"
*grins madly ear to ear and pulls out a spoon.* "THIS is gonna hurt!"
"Shower Me In Your Blood!"
"EARS! Rip off their Ears!"
"If the Good Die Young, I must be an Angel!"
"Kick it Where it Hurts. If it moves, it's still resisting arrest, KICK IT HARDER."
and of course ....
"Watch This!"
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-Logan
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"Wake up! Time for SCIENCE!"
-Adam Savage
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Re: Amusing quotes from and about Scrappers ^_^ - Bob Schroeck - 04-21-2007

I think Evangelia needs one or two of these.

-- Bob
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Re: Amusing quotes from and about Scrappers ^_^ - jpub - 04-21-2007

I've been using "Debt before dishonor" since beta.--
Christopher Angel, aka JPublic
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