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The Statesman's Prayer - Logan Darklighter - 04-25-2008
Got this from the COH LiveJournal just today. Don't be drinking or eating anything before you read, okay? I don't want to be resposible for monitor or
keyboard replacement. ^_^
Our father who art The Statesman
Hallowed be thy game
Thy updates come
Thy will be done
Online as it is your vision
Give us this day rare salvage drops
And forgive us our farming
As we forgive those who spam blind invites
And lead us not into PVP zones
But deliver us from real money traders
For thine is the server, and the XP, and the leveling
Forever and ever (so long as we pay $14.95 a month)
Amen.
- Bob Schroeck - 04-25-2008
<guffaw>
-- Bob
---------
Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
- Wiregeek - 04-25-2008
cannot resist.
Quote:The Lord is my shepard I shall not want,"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
He makes me down to lie,
through pastures green,
He leadeth me the silent waters by,
With bright knives,
He Releaseth my soul,
He maketh me to hang hooks in high places,
He Converth me to lamb cutlets,
For lo he hath great power and great hunger,
When cometh the day we lowly ones Through quiet reflection,
And Great Dedication,
Master the art of Karate,
Lo we shall rise up,
And then we'll make the bugger's eyes water.
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies