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Showdown - TheTwisted1 - 05-28-2006
I wonder what Doug's powers would do with this Lemon Demon song:
Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
when suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
when Aaron Carter came out of the blue
and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
but before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
and took an AK47 out from under his hat
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Optimus Prime came to save the day
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a summersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare, oooh
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
angels sang out in immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
who deliver a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs
then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on in total awe
and the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
of Ultimate Destiny
--Lemon Demon, "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny"
-The Twisted OneEverything is holy, even the nuclear bomb.
--Zodiac Mindwarp "Elvis Died for You"
"If you
wish to converse with me, define your
terms."
--Voltaire
Re: Showdown - Bob Schroeck - 07-11-2006
Quote:Either collapse in shock, or burn out his metatalent.
I wonder what Doug's powers would do with this Lemon Demon song:
Have you seen the Flash animation "video" that goes to this? It's out there somewhere; I think there was a link to it in a thread up in General/General some months back.
-- Bob
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...The President is on the line
As ninety-nine crab rangoons go by...
Re: Showdown - classicdrogn - 07-11-2006
I thoguht there was a semiconsensus that this was a "wand of wonder" simalcrum song, that might call up just about ANY fictional character, whether nominally good or evil, to fight on Doug's side, but he wouldn't know who until it happened.
- CDSERVO: Loook *deeeeply* into my eyes... Tell me, what do you see?
CROW: (hypnotized) A twisted man who wants to inflict his pain upon others.
A kung-fu nun in a leather thong was no less extreme than anything else he had seen that day. - Rev. Dark's IST: Holy Sea World
--
"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows
Re: Showdown - Morganite - 07-12-2006
Personally, it makes me think of Mass Confusion. (Of course, with this song, expect it to get friend and foe alike...)
-Morgan."I have no interest in ordinary humans. If there are any aliens, time travelers, or espers here, come sleep with me."
---From "The Ecchi of Haruhi Suzumiya"
-----(Not really)
Re: Showdown - Bob Schroeck - 07-13-2006
Quote:Was there? I can't remember now. It would be cool, though.
I thoguht there was a semiconsensus that this was a "wand of wonder" simalcrum song
-- Bob
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...The President is on the line
As ninety-nine crab rangoons go by...
Re: Showdown - itsune9tl - 07-13-2006
Quote:Was there? I can't remember now. It would be cool, though.[/quote]Quote:
I thoguht there was a semiconsensus that this was a "wand of wonder" simalc
Try "Cartoon Heros" by AQUA.
Re: Showdown - classicdrogn - 07-13-2006
Quote:Well, "semiconsensus" means a couple of board members thoguht it was cool, but you (Bob) were either ambievalent or hadn't weighed in on it, being as how yo're the one with the final say.
Was there? I can't remember now. It would be cool, though.
- CDSERVO: Loook *deeeeply* into my eyes... Tell me, what do you see?
CROW: (hypnotized) A twisted man who wants to inflict his pain upon others.
A kung-fu nun in a leather thong was no less extreme than anything else he had seen that day. - Rev. Dark's IST: Holy Sea World
--
"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows
Re: Showdown - Bob Schroeck - 07-14-2006
I did? Hm. Evidently my reaction has changed over the weeks.
-- Bob
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...The President is on the line
As ninety-nine crab rangoons go by...