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Going nowhere - robkelk - 10-22-2005
I never go nowhere, man
I never go nowhere
Traffics bad out there, man.
Im savin wear and tear.
I like conditioned air, man
I never go nowhere
I go
Upstairs, downstairs, backyard, lawn chairs,
Living room, bathroom, bedroom, furnace room,
Hot-tub, cedar deck, build a fire, washer/dryer,
Pantry, patio, Bartiromo video,
Cold cellar, rec room, ping-pong, mah jongg,
Beer count wearin thin, speed dial,
Order in.
I aint goin nowhere, man.
I aint goin nowhere
Its dangerous out there, man
Might a been a big bomb scare.
Hard to get off of this easy chair.
I aint goin nowhere
I go
Online, dsl, amazon, buy and sell,
Ebay, layaway, last bid noon today,
Plasma, Judy Judge, broadband, Matt Drudge,
J.Crew, B&N, dotcom, CNN
JPEG, e.mail, pop-up she-male
Shower cam, filter spam, slam bam.
I think its maam
I aint goin nowhere, man
Never gonna go nowhere
Its a bungled jungle out there, man
Some kid got mauled by a bear
Surround sound in my own lair
I aint goin nowhere.
I got
Perimeter, motion, doggie door, mail call
Peep hole, Avon, wireless, strobes on.
PIN Code, keypad, relay, pepper spray,
Homebase, interface, three-zone, plug n play.
Infra-red, photocell, squad car, decibel,
Choppers up, sonic boom,
Activate the panic room.
Im on,
Ritalin, Coumadin, Zantac, Lipitor
Diazepam, Nexium, Prevacid, Percocet
Levitra, Levaquin, Elavil, Fosomax,
Plavix, Keflex, Next day Fedex
Zithromax Avalox, Flexeril, Topomax,
Prozac, Ativan, Aderol,
I take em all.
I aint goin nowhere, man.
Never gonna go nowhere
Im cuttin my own hair, man
Nothin I need out there.
Outside sunny but inside cher
I aint goin nowhere.
I Aint Goin Nowhere, by Rick Moranis, from his 2005 album The Agoraphobic Cowboy
(Yes, that Rick Moranis. He can actually sing, suprisingly enough.)
This seems to me to be an anti-Gate song, or even an anti-movement song: Anyone in the area of effect either can't or doesn't want to leave.
Oh, and if you think you already know the tune... you probably do.
-Rob Kelk
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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."
- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
Re: Going nowhere - classicdrogn - 10-22-2005
(goes, listens) hmmm... I think I preferred it when I was shoehorning the lyrics into the tune of the Beatles' Nowhere Man.
- CDThat which does not kill us... has made its last mistake.
SERVO: Loook *deeeeply* into my eyes... Tell me, what do you see?
CROW: (hypnotized) A twisted man who wants to inflict his pain upon others.
" It's crazy to try to spell out all the mega-nooks and hyper-crannies of a Borg contrivance." - Doug Drexler
--
"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows
Re: Going nowhere - Bob Schroeck - 12-05-2005
Quote:Oh, I knew that... Little Shop of Horrors proved it to me almost 20 years ago...
(Yes, that Rick Moranis. He can actually sing, suprisingly enough.)
I'll have to get my hands on this to comment on it, tho.
-- Bob
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It's a "magical" land. I think "magical" is ancient Greek for "pain in the butt". -- Bun-Bun, Sluggy Freelance, 11/9/03