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From the Animaniacs - Sirrocco - 05-21-2005
Song, as sung by Dr. Scratchansniff and others:
DrSns : One Monday morning I got up late
And there were these monkeys outside the gate.
The guard tried to stop them but he had no luck
The monkeys got free and they ran amuck!
DrSns : I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
YW+D : Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
DrSns : I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
YW+D : Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
DrSns : My office was run by the studio nurse.
I came downstairs und what could be worse?
The monkeys was doing a crazy dance.
They put buggies in my underpants!
DrSns : I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
YW+D : Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
DrSns : Monkeys dance then I dance too!
YW+D : Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
DrSns : I ran outside to get a stick
But I'm telling you, friends, those monkeys was quick!
'Cause when I returned, much to my disgrace
Those monkeys had the nurse in a mad embrace!
Nurse : I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do.
Yakko : For a nickel I'll give you a clue!
Dot : I didn't know your eyes were blue!
DrSns : I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
Marita: Yessah, whoo!
Flavio: Ah, play that thing!
DrSns : I went to me bath for a shower and shave.
The monkeys goin' to put me into my grave!
The entire bathroom was laid to waste
And they shaved my head with minty toothpaste!
DrSns : I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
YW+D : Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
DrSns : They is crazy-nutzo, I'm telling you!
YW+D : Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
DrSns : Then by this time I was feeling dread
They was using a shoe brush to shine me head.
I asked them to leave but they stayed around.
They pulled the chain and yee! I went down!
DrSns : I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
YW+D : Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
DrSns : Call my lawyer; I'm ready to sue!
YW+D : Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
DrSns : Aaaaaaaaaa!
Marita: Yessah, brother!
Squit with the flute again, accidently jabs Pesto in the beak.
Pesto : Hey! That's it! Where do you think you're pointin' with that thing! ...
Squit : Ow! Come on! Knock it off! Ouch! ...
I'm losin' my tail feathers! I need those!
Pesto : Yeah, I'll give you one o' those! ...
DrSns : Well me patience ran out and I'm telling you sure
Tomorrow I show those monkeys the door!
And if they don't leave I'm inviting you
To my house for dumplings and monkey stew!
DrSns : I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
YW+D : Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
DrSns : Now I'm in the stew. -- Oh, poo.
YW+D : Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
DrSns : Watch out for monkeys, I'm telling you!
YWDF+M: Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
YW+D : We're not monkeys; we're just cuckoo!
YWDF+M: Don't know what to say the Warners won't do!
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I don't know...it just seems...so right.
Sirrocco
Re: From the Animaniacs - robkelk - 05-21-2005
You forgot to suggest a power...
The obvious one is a number of monkeys comes into existance (similar to the gnomes that pop up when Doug plays The Laughing Gnome), but Doug has absolutely no control over them.
The horror, the horror...
-Rob Kelk
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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."
- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
huh? - Foxboy - 05-21-2005
Why not the Warners themselves? It's well proven the amount of mayhem they can unleash in the span of the song....
''We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat
them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.''
-- James Nicoll
Re: huh? - classicdrogn - 05-21-2005
Arg, dammit, my Crossovers from Hell daemon has whispered in my ear again (Surely it's nothing so benign as a muse that drives these things) - It's the Sand and Sound invasion in Naruto, and Kakashi performs Kuchiyose to summon assistance for the genin sent after Sasuke and Gaara - and gets the Warners instead of Pakkun. Wakko does the whole 'Pointer hunting dog' pantomime thing, Yakko shows off absurd off-the-wall ninja skills, from upside down tree hopping to specially balanced throwing anvils, and Dot takes the whole thing with the shampoo that's in Pakkun's original role and runs with it, and other beauty tips. Oh, and she gets grabbed by the sand hand too, but the next time we see it, they're both on beach chairs wearing bikinis and sunglasses, perched on top of the sand hand and apparently sunbathing, thoguh only Dot is conscious. And they use the Anvil Song on Shuukaku -
"An anvil's big and heavy
it's made of iron too
and if you aren't ready
one will fall on you!"
(Yakko nudges Wakko, who passes him a bottle of ketchup, a bit of which is squirted on one palm. He slaps it down against he ground, and calls out, "KOOTCHIE KOOTCHIE NO JUTSU!" and a Gama Bunta sized anvil appears in a puff of ninja smoke... over Shuukaku.)
CLANG!
Bwahahahahahah!
- CDHow many times have you stared mournfully into the coleslaw and thought "Gee, I wish I was a cabbage."
SERVO: Loook *deeeeply* into my eyes... Tell me, what do you see?
CROW: (hypnotized) A twisted man who wants to inflict his pain upon others.
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"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows