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How 'bout this one. - Logan Darklighter - 10-24-2002
I don't know if it has been released is USA but what the hell.
Clawfinger
"Clawfinger" (1997)
Biggest & The Best
Nobody perfect but I'm pretty fucking close
and I'm here to give you all a heavy heavenly close
I think you better listen cos I know who you are
and I think that you should treat me like a superstar
because I'm more than just a human I'm the gift to all of you
and I'm here to make sure that my message gets through
I wonder if you're really all as dumb as you look
or are you smart enough to learn the rules in my book
I hope you understand that the knowledge I bring
puts me in the position of a good or a king
'cos I blessed with the gift of the magic touch
and I wouldn't say that I'm asking too much
all you have to do is get down on your knees and prey
and I promise you the remedy is on its way
but you can never be like me so don't waste your time
because I reign supreme and my position is divine
What's wrong with being self possessed?
nobody satisfied with being second best
I've got the gift and I know that I'm blessed
and I've got to get it off my chest
I'm the biggest the best
better than the rest
better than the rest
I'm not afraid of competition cos I'm know that I'm best
and you haven't got a chance to even pass my little test
even if you wanted to you couldn't pay the price
there ain't no room for losers in my perfect paradise
'cos life is always based upon the weight of your success
so I'll make sure that I get the most and nothing less
if I love myself then everyone will love me too
and there's nothing you can do for me that I can't do
So welcome to my kingdom and enjoy your little stay
even if you can't afford it I'll still make you pay
so you better come and get it and enjoy it while you can
don't tell me that you're dumb enough to think I give a damn
I couldn't care less about what you achieve
and there's only one thing that you have to believe
the only thing important that you have to understand
is that no matter what you say it's still a god I really am
Re: How 'bout this one. - Xenoproctologist - 10-25-2002
Hmm.... I'm guessing it'd give Doug the mother of all superiority complexes, and everyone else a minor inferiority complex.
Re: How 'bout this one. - Caligostro - 10-25-2002
... I think it would make him a complete a...hole. An if the song makes him believe what the text suggests, a dangerous one, too. I don't think he would like it ...
-- Cal
Re: Re: How 'bout this one. - Bob Schroeck - 10-25-2002
Actually, he already is a bit of an a..hole -- but mainly as a combat persona. (Only one reader that I know of has noticed that and written to me about it, btw -- that "Looney Toons" is a rather obnoxious mask that Doug dons in battle, intentionally irritating and taunting.)
Anyway, the song probably won't just make him believe that about himself, it would probably make it true to some extent.
So now I;m curious. I'm going to have to see if I can find it on KaZaA tonight...
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
Here's an idea. - Logan Darklighter - 10-30-2002
Doug grows abut 2 meters tall, every in the vicinity get a sudden urge to grovel and he can smite all who annoy him with lightningbolts. Sounds about right.
And while I'm at it here's another Clawfinger song:
Deaf Dumb Blind (1993)
The Truth
Speak the truth don't you dare lie to me
I've seen it all before the way you disagree
The way you always attack all the thing that you say
The way you turn your back and then you walk away
Shut your mouth and open up your eyes
You better take your time and try to realize
That no one's free from sin and when I look at you
I scream within WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
You raise yourself up to the higher degree
And look down in disguise at our misery
You're no better than your enemy
But it's easy to hate what you just can't be
Don't deny the fact that you're a mortal man
You can't escape from death when it's close at hand
Don't sit upon a pedestal and raise your voice
If you're to deaf to listen to the people choice
Truth tell me the truth the truth motherfucker
Tell me the truth
Tell me the truth
Tell me the truth the truth you sucker
You play us out and you take all us for fools
But I never understood who even made the rules
I'll make my stand against supremacy
Cos hypocritical goverments threaten me
I know you ain't blind and I know you're aware
But your ego's to big for you to even care
The doors are wide open but your eyes are closed
You're unable to look any further than your nose
You open your mouth and all I hear is lies
You keep spreading your message that I despise
Because the game you're playing is so easy to see
It's just another repeat of our history
You talk about peace it's a very strong word
It's always being said but it's never been heard
Hi-tec weapons are here to reasure it
But I've never seen a time when they've done a shit for it
Truth ....
Kick it to me now cos I just can't figure
Take a small mistake and make a small one bigger
Equality's a word have you ever even heard it
I guess not and you don't deserve it
Turning your backs on the problems that surface
I get a feeling that you're doing it on purpose
Your mind is SLIME so please resign
You can't control your own life don't try to rule mine
Truth ....
Re: Here's an idea. - Logan Darklighter - 10-31-2002
Something tells me that any gods/immortals/similar types of beings would not be happy with Doug if he started playing that one...