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Blame this one on Steve Martin... - jpub - 12-16-2003
I was watching TV on Sunday, and lo and behold what appears on TV but "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band", the "musical" staring the BeeGees and featuring loads of Beatles music.
It's a rather star-studded production, feautring George Burns as the narrator, with cameos by Areosmith, Alice Cooper, and...Steve Martin. Steve Martin's bit is particularly hilarious, not the least of which because of the song:
Maxwell's Silver Hammer, The Beatles
Joan was quizzical, studied metaphysical
Science in the home
Late nights all alone with a test-tube
Ohh-oh-oh-oh...
Maxwell Edison majoring in medicine
Calls her on the phone
"Can I take you out to the pictures
Joa-oa-oa-oan?"
But as she's getting ready to go
A knock comes on the door...
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead
Back in school again Maxwell plays the fool again
Teacher gets annoyed
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene
She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away
So he waits behind
Writing 50 times "I must not be so-o-o-oo..."
But when she turns her back on the boy
He creeps up from behind
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead
B.C. Thirty-One said "we caught a dirty one"
Maxwell stands alone
Painting testimonial pictures ohh-oh-oh-oh
Rose and Valerie screaming from the gallery
Say he must go free (Maxwell must go free)
The judge does not agree and he tells them so-o-o-oo
But as the words are leaving his lips
A noise comes from behind
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon his head
Bang, Bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that he was dead
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Come on, the chorus would have to do something.--
Christopher Angel, aka JPublic
www.yggdrasil.org
Re: Blame this one on Steve Martin... - Bob Schroeck - 12-17-2003
That one's been in Doug's repertoire since day one, back in 1986, Chris. See the list in this thread from the beginning of the year.
To quote, though:
Quote:
Maxwell's Silver Hammer, The Beatles. Creates a "dancing" chrome hammer which he can direct from a distance.
-- Bob
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And all the girlies say I'm pretty dry for a wet guy...
Oh. - jpub - 12-17-2003
Umm. Sorry?
Re: Blame this one on Steve Martin - cpt kangarooski - 12-17-2003
On a related note, I still think that a Pepperland step would be great (probably set after the events of the movie). Firstly, because we could have some fun with Doug and limit his repitoire to Beatles songs. Secondly, if they never had Yellow Submarine in his world, it would be great seeing him work out the unusual rules of the world (e.g. the Sea of Time, the Sea of Holes). And thirdly, because for once he would not be the only person around that can create magical effects with music; it works for everyone basically.
(imagines the skies filled with the Dreadful Flying Glove Aero Corps)
Re: Oh. - Bob Schroeck - 12-17-2003
Quote:For what? Good suggestion, and proof that great minds think alike.
Umm. Sorry?
-- Bob
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And all the girlies say I'm pretty dry for a wet guy...
Re: Blame this one on Steve Martin - Bob Schroeck - 12-17-2003
Quote:Oh, I agree. I love the imagery of Yellow Submarine so much, and I think it would an immense amount of fun, although I was thinking of dropping him into the middle of the Blue Meanie War, probably as a side effect of the Submarine crossing dimensions itself.
On a related note, I still think that a Pepperland step would be great
On a related note, there was a bit that I'd always wanted to get into DW2, but never found a way to work in... I wanted to give him a song that let him manifest The Glove -- and send it roaring down the streets of MegaTokyo to "oblueterate" boomers.
-- Bob
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And all the girlies say I'm pretty dry for a wet guy...