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Because the wrong amount of sleep just does this to me... - nocarename - 07-03-2008 A selection of songs. First, inspired by a thread in the politics sections Title:Let There Be Guns Artist: The Arrogant Worms Run Time: 2:10 Lyrics Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun? Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun? There'd be no more crime, 'cause everybody'd have a gun! Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun? Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun? Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun? We wouldn't need the police no more, 'cause everybody'd have a gun! (Yeah!) Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun? Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun? (had a gun) Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun? (had a gun) Nobody'd ever get shot, 'cause everybody'd have a gun! (Makes sense!) Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun? We could go out and shoot things We could go out and shoot things We could go out and shoot things We could go out and shoot things We could go out and shoot things We could go out and shoot things We'd all feel safe, 'cause everybody'd have a gun! Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun? (had a gun) Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun? (had a gun) Everyone'd be equal, 'cause everybody'd have a gun! Not me, I got me a rifle! Well hang on, if you got yourself a rifle then I wanna get me a semi-automatic weapon! You get a semi-automatic weapon and I'm gonna want an automatic weapon! You get yourself an automatic weapon, I'm gonna get a super-automatic weapon! Well if you get a super-automatic weapon, then I'm gonna get a super-duper-automatic weapon with a CD-ROM drive! If you get yourself one of those I'm gonna get a super-duper-automatic weapon with a CD-ROM drive, and a big old hard drive, and a big guitar amp ... (rambles on while the rest of the Worms sing) Wouldn't it be great if everybody had the weapon of their choice? Wouldn't it be great if everybody had the weapon of their choice? Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun? (Still rambling..) I'll go so fast I'll be able to chase you from here to Saigon, and then I'll shoot like little Nerf rockets at you and poke you in the eye 'cause it'll have automatic like finger-poking in the eye things... Youtube link, because reading a rant is never the same as hearing one. The obvious effect is to arm everyone, friend or foe, inside the area of effect. Should you ever have a peasant mob and feel like storming a castle... Second, inspired by the fact that it's Arrogant Worms and I have a playlist on my machine at home Title: Tokyou Love Song Artist: The Arrogant Worms Run Time: [TBD, about 3:15 based on Youtube] Lyrics I had a love that was so bright I used to dream of her each night And then rush to her side every morning (oooh) I had her all to myself We never noticed anyone else We didn't even hear the radio warnings Our love was no joke, you know It was the talk of downtown Tokyo We'll be happy forever, I promised her But just as I proposed, her feet Were made to touch her nose As she was crushed by a Japanese monster (ohhh-ohhh-ohhh-AAAAAAGH! GODZILLA!) Our love was so true But now she's 3 foot 2 And she used to be 5 foot 11 Her death was unintentional But now she's 2-dimensional My angel is truly in heaven She's the one I kiss and hug Till she was crushed like a bug I guess it's hard to see a monster above you She said she'd save her heart for me But now it's there for all to see And her last words to me were, "I AAAAAGGHH!" Our love was so true But now she's 3 foot 2 And she used to be 5 foot 11 Her death was unintentional But now she's 2-dimensional My angel is truly in heaven (Take it George!) [Guitar solo consisting entirely of glissandos] She was young (so young) And sweet (so sweet) But now she's part (she's part) Of the street (the street) And I want (so much) To have her back (come back) So I'll get a putty knife So I can scrape her from the crack (Oh. You might need a wider brush.) Our love was so true But now she's 3 foot 2 And she used to be 5 foot 11 Her death was unintentional But now she's 2-dimensional My angel is truly in heaven My angel is truly in heaven My angel is truly in heaven And Youtube link, because I can't find the CD to give the correct time *mumble, rant, grumble*. Yes, I know the title on the Youtube linked vid is wrong. No, I'm not uploading one with the correct name. The effect is a little harder to place here, but it's clearly meant to be used during a giant monster attack. To my mind, that means Tokyo-3. The non-kaiju elements line up fairly well too. - Bob Schroeck - 12-02-2009 Oh, geeze, another song to summon Godzilla? That makes at least three and maybe more so far. And yes, I think providing everyone in range with a solid energy gun is a perfect effect for the first song. -- Bob --------- Then the horns kicked in... ...and my shoes began to squeak. |