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I'd Rather be Burned as a Witch - Proginoskes - 11-12-2010
"I'd Rather be Burned as a Witch (Than Never be Burned At All)", sung by Ertha Kitt.
Quote:They say that I'm a witchMy best guess for power: inflicts minor burns (on the scale of sunburn or grabbing a pot barehanded) on all women in AoE, and awakens any latent magegifts they may have.
and that I weave a spell
[laughing] Well...
I'll use my eyes to invite you
My lips to delight you
And all the charms of the feminine wiles to excite you
They say that I'm a witch
and that I weave a spell
Well I'll be a son of a --
And a what the --
Well, let me tell you brother
I'd rather be burned as a witch
Than never be burned at all
I'll use my songs to entice you
With verses to vice you
And all of my bags of tricks to shoes and rice you
They say that I'm a witch
and that I weave a spell
Well I'll be a son of a --
And a what the --
Well, let me tell you brother
I'd rather be burned as a witch
Than never be burned at all
Do you want a gal who would be a pal,
who would never look at another?
Who'd be good and true and take care of you?
Sorry, you want another!
I'll use my charms to undo you
My arms to unglue you
And all of the hex of the weaker sex to voodoo you
They say that I'm a witch
and that I weave a spell
Well I'll be a son of a --
And a what the --
Well, let me tell you brother
I'd rather be burned as a witch
Than never be burned at all
Do you want a love who's a turtle dove,
who will bring you life's little joys?
Who is sweet and shy, with a gentle eye?
I'll take the men not the boys!
I'll use my eyes to invite you
My lips to delight you
And you never can tell when I'll use my teeth to bite you
They say that I'm a witch
and that I weave a spell
Well I'll be a son of a --
And a what the --
Well, let me tell you brother
I'd rather be burned as a witch
Than never be burned at all
- Bob Schroeck - 11-13-2010
Mm. Let me think about it.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
- bmull - 11-14-2010
I though of a Siren when I read the lyrics. You could have one such that, as Cornelius a Lapide said, "her glance is that of the fabled basilisk,
her voice a siren's voice—with her voice she enchants, with her beauty
she deprives of reason—voice and sight alike deal destruction and
death."[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siren#cite_note-20][/url]