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[Crackfic-bunny] Harry Potter and the Mage from Midchilda - robkelk - 09-23-2009
I suggested we pull the Crossovers That Should Be out of the Crossovers That Should Not Be thread, then didn't pull the one that I started out... until now. Better late than never, I suppose... I'll start by reposting the previous posts.
(Me
Harry Potter and the Mage from Midchilda
"A nine-year-old girl is teaching us Defense Against the Dark Arts this year?"
"No, Mister Weasley, a nine-year-old girl is teaching you Offense Against the Dark Arts this year. And you will call her Professor Testarossa. Five points off Gryffindor for discourtesy to the newest faculty member."
(WengFook):
That sounds like a it would be a good story in a crackfic kind of way.
It would also be worth reading to see Nanoha or Fate just oneshot the Big Bad of the day.
(blackaeronaut):
And the gobsmacked reactions to follow.
(Bob Schroeck):
Move this to the "Must Be" thread immediately!
(s3yang):
Answer to all test questions: Kill it with Lightning
(sweno):
or make "friends with it"
(Bob Schroeck):
"Today, class, we're going to befriend Voldemort and find out why he's doing what he's doing. "
(s3yang):
".... but only after we beamspam him with pink."
(Bob Schroeck):
"...And since she has a concert in Hogsmeade this weekend, she's conveniently available for all beamspamming efforts until showtime."
If anyone wants to add to this (or, dare I hope, actually write the story), feel free...
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."
- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
- Bob Schroeck - 09-23-2009
I'm thinking we can probably dispense with an actual role for P!nk unless we want this to be really weird...
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
- Necratoid - 09-23-2009
I don't know... considering Harry's life and the topic and style of your average Pink song.... I'd think she could get at least an album a year out
of theme songs for him without change her style.
- Bob Schroeck - 09-23-2009
Okay, then, we want this to be really weird...
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
- ECSNorway - 09-23-2009
What's wrong with really weird?
--
Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.
- Shay Guy - 09-23-2009
E E B' B' E E B' B'
D D A A D' D' A D
B B F# F# B' B' F# F#
E' A B' F# A E F# B
Pronounced "shy guy."
- Sweno - 09-24-2009
ok, I can understand that you have posted music of some kind. But my talents don't extend to recognizing what that sounds like, or what show it is from.
-Terry
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"so listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing to happen to you today"
TF2: Spy
- DHBirr - 09-27-2009
Can we see Nanoha befriend the living crap out of Dolores Umbridge? Please please please? In fact, for best effect, have dear Dolores make
some of her bigoted comments about Arf and Zafira, meaning Fate, Hayate, and the rest of the Wolkenritter want to help befriend her -- maybe
by levelling the Ministry of Magic around her.
Of course, if the crap is befriended out of or otherwise removed from Umbridge, there'll be nothing left.
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Big Brother is watching you. And damn, you are so bloody BORING.
- Necratoid - 09-27-2009
Actually, I think that would end up a spamfic... after an Umbridge/anti-Umbridge reaction would result it a couple hundred pounds of reaction mass for a total
conversion bomb effect.