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A sick SICK plotbunny... - Logan Darklighter - 07-29-2010
Okay. Was reading Eva fanfic earlier today (which as we all know, CAN'T be good for the soul...) when a description from the self-insert author about what the Eva's REALLY are... and what Rei really is. Stuff I'd known about already but hadn't thought of in awhile, and the ideas...
...bounced off a little memory fragment from another, possibly equally sick american show...
And I'm finding myself going... "No... nonononononono no... NO! AGH! BAD BRAIN! STOP that!"
And... I think I'll just leave this here for someone else to pick up. Share the pain, as it were...
Dr. Fuyutsuki: [after examining the test type EVA-00 for the first time What the hell is this thing made out of, Gendo?
Gendo Ikari: [suspiciously Erm.. Nothing. Just applied macro genetics based in part on what we found in Antartica.
Fuyutsuki: Come on...
Gendo: All right, fine, I might have used a few unorthodox parts.
Fuyutsuki: Just tell me one.
Gendo: [mumbling An... orphan.
Fuyutsuki: A what?
Gendo: [clearing his throat An orphan?
Fuyutsuki: Did you say... an ORPHAN?
Gendo: [weakly Yeah, a little orphan boy.
Fuyutsuki: It's powered by a forsaken child!?
Gendo: [defensive Might be, kind of - I mean I didn't use the whole thing!
EVANGELION: "CAREERS IN SCIENCE"
- Black Aeronaut - 07-30-2010
........... You piped Dr. Venture through Gendo Ikari? Dude, you are awesome. (^_^)
- Rod.H - 07-30-2010
And I swear I've seen this posted at Spacebattles.....
- Logan Darklighter - 07-30-2010
Well I mean think about it!
Gendo Ikari - has a son who he doesn't like.
Dr. Venture - has two sons he doesn't like.
Gendo Ikari - Has assigned a guardian for his son that winds up caring for him more than he ever did.
Dr. Venture - Ditto
Gendo Ikari - Is not above using his own son callously for his own (ENORMOUSLY) selfish ends
Dr. Venture - Used his own kids as organ donors (kidneys)
Gendo Ikari - Has made Rei effectively immortal by having back-up clones of her made in a process that emotionally and socially stunts her.
Dr. Venture - Has two "death prone" sons that he's made effectively immortal by having endless "Clone Slugs" made of them.
Others -
Dean Venture and Shinji Ikari could pass the time comparing "my father is an asshole" stories. (As well as both of them being sexually confused.)
Misato Katsuragi is a badass.
Brock Sampson is the DEFINITION of bad ass. (But Misato commands an entire military force, so that might even it up some.)
Gendo Ikari is rivals with - and is viewed in contempt by - every scientist he knows.
Dr. Venture - Ditto
I mean - I haven't checked - but SURELY someone has applied Venture Bros universe logic to Evangelion before now? ^_^
- Black Aeronaut - 07-31-2010
This sounds like the basis for a crossover fic.
