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Dude, what HAPPENED?!? - SkyeFire - 05-02-2012
Okay, here's the concept: completely innocent comments that, when delivered to the wrong metafictional character, could get you killed. Or lectured. Or turned into an avocado. You know, whatever.
So, to start things off:
"Dude, what HAPPENED to you?"
1. "I Friended Nanoha Takamachi on Facebook." (yeah, I know, I already used this one, but it's too good not to use again)
2. "I used 'Ignorance is bliss' in front of Twilight Sparkle."
2a. "Twilight asked me to tell her about the book I was reading. It was 'Farenheit 451'."
3. "I invited Utena to a toga party."
- Black Aeronaut - 05-02-2012
SkyeFire Wrote:2. "I used 'Ignorance is bliss' in front of Twilight Sparkle."2a. "Twilight asked me to tell her about the book I was reading. It was 'Farenheit 451'."...Ouch.
SkyeFire Wrote:3. "I invited Utena to a toga party."Took me a moment to figure this one out. Snrk.
EDIT: Here's one from me...
4. "If you ever find yourself in a place called Gensokyo... run."
- CattyNebulart - 05-02-2012
5) I compared Lina's figure to Naga's.
E: "Did they... did they just endorse the combination of the JSDF and US Army by showing them as two lesbian lolicons moving in together and holding hands and talking about how 'intimate' they were?"
B: "Have you forgotten so soon? They're phasing out Don't Ask, Don't Tell."
- Norgarth - 05-02-2012
5a) I addressed Lina Inverse as 'little boy'
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"I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific." - George Carlin
- Foxboy - 05-02-2012
6.) I threw off Emperor Cuzco's Groove.
''We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat
them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.''
-- James Nicoll
- dark seraph - 05-02-2012
7.) Kick a puppy while Fluttershy was watching.
- LilFluff - 05-02-2012
8) No one told me he was a teacher. I might not have asked if Negi had a babysitter if I'd been told. What? No he didn't do this. But before I could ask why he looked scared I got trampled by the stampede of volunteers.
(Okay, so he kind of sort of does get a pair in the form of the original two residents of the room he's assigned, but do you really think bringing up the question wouldn't result in a volunteer stampede?)
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Will the transhumanist future have catgirls? Does Japan still exist? Well, there is your answer.
- robkelk - 05-02-2012
9) I asked Priss what was so bad about Boomers, anyway...
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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."
- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
- WengFook - 05-02-2012
10) I asked Akane Tendo to demonstrate her cooking skills to me :S
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Take Your Candle, Go Light Your World.
- CattyNebulart - 05-02-2012
11) I left C-Ko alone in the kitchen and then commented about the food to B-Ko.
E: "Did they... did they just endorse the combination of the JSDF and US Army by showing them as two lesbian lolicons moving in together and holding hands and talking about how 'intimate' they were?"
B: "Have you forgotten so soon? They're phasing out Don't Ask, Don't Tell."
- Bob Schroeck - 05-02-2012
12) I asked Tenchi if he had a girlfriend.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
- s3yang - 05-02-2012
13) I asked Ryouga for directions
14) I asked Washuu for help with my science project
15) I was saved by the dir - I mean Lovely Angels.
- LilFluff - 05-02-2012
16) My escape pod was picked up by the Kobayashi Maru
17) I accidentally stepped on that six-legged cat's celery
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Will the transhumanist future have catgirls? Does Japan still exist? Well, there is your answer.
- ECSNorway - 05-02-2012
18) I asked Willard Phule "Yeah? You and what army?"
19) Then I told him to put his money where his mouth was.
20) I may even have, y'know, er, suggested to his butler that the poor guy get a real job...
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Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.
- LilFluff - 05-02-2012
21) I said, "Oh really, then why aren't you sparkling," to Alucard.
22) Let's just say Nanoha's idea of a bit of light training and my idea of a bit of light training are light years apart...
23) I listed to the sadistic fools who told me to tell Katherine "Kitty" Katt I was going to take away her Martini.
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Will the transhumanist future have catgirls? Does Japan still exist? Well, there is your answer.
- Seraviel - 05-02-2012
24) I told Integra "A woman's place is in the kitchen."
25)I tried haking Shirase's computer.
26)I was listening to "Pandas must die" in Genma's hearing.
27)I tried blackmailing Himura to lose a football game.
-People may die, but ideas are forever. Je suis Charlie.
- CattyNebulart - 05-02-2012
28) I tried to help Madoka get a boyfriend and Homura found out.
E: "Did they... did they just endorse the combination of the JSDF and US Army by showing them as two lesbian lolicons moving in together and holding hands and talking about how 'intimate' they were?"
B: "Have you forgotten so soon? They're phasing out Don't Ask, Don't Tell."
- Ransan - 05-02-2012
29) I asked Batman "Do you know what it's like to be an orphan?"
30) I told Lex Luthor about the Hair Care Club for men.
31) informed Darth Vader that "the new Asthma inhalers work wonders!"
- ECSNorway - 05-03-2012
32) Told a couple of Georgia yokels with an orange Dodge Charger to trash that gas-guzzler and get a Prius.
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Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.
- robkelk - 05-03-2012
(Choose: vintage or remake)
33) Got between [ Brooke Shields | Kim Kardashian ] and her Calvins. What? No, her fans found out...
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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."
- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
- Dartz - 05-03-2012
34) I told Eric Lensherr that I was just following orders
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--m(^0^)m-- Wot, no sig?
- robkelk - 05-03-2012
35) I thought the librarian was a monkey...
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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."
- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
- SCM Writer of 2814 - 05-03-2012
36)I told Lanfear Rand was sleeping with someone...
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I am the LORD OF THE CRACK!
Check out said crack:
Takamachi Nanoha of 2814- Green Lantern Nanoha. To START! Now with a TvTropes page!
FATE/Holy Grail War of 2814- The Fifth Holy Grail War with Magical Girl Prisma Illya, in the DCAU, from the above story.
Magical Girl Magistra Erebea Molly- the world's first Dresden Files/TvTropes Crossover.
VENGEANCE! The Musical! The Story of Uchiha Sasuke
- Jorlem - 05-03-2012
37) I was the bellhop when the Wizzard checked into the hotel.
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Stand between the Silver Crystal and the Golden Sea.
"Youngsters these days just have no appreciation for the magnificence of the legendary cucumber." --Krityan Elder, Tales of Vesperia.
- Black Aeronaut - 05-03-2012
38) I called Cloud a wannabe.