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Porn Parodies That Should Not Be - jqavins - 04-22-2017
In the somewhat distant future,Next Thursday A.D.There was a girl named Jolene,Rather different from you and me.She worked at Jizzmonic Institute,Just a beautiful face in a black cat suit,She looked really hot cleaning up the placeBut her bosses didn’t like her so they shot her into space. “We’ll send her lousy lovers,The worst we can find.She’ll have to satisfy them all,And well monitor her… (what are we monitoring again? Oh, yeah) her mind.” Now keep in mind Jolene can’t controlWhen the screwing begins and ends.She’ll have to satisfy herselfWith the help of her android friends. Android roll-call:
- Voyeur
- Stripper
- Big Servo
- Sloooooow!
-- Joe
Hate is the only enemy
- Bob Schroeck - 04-22-2017
Heh.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
- classicdrogn - 05-14-2017
With a friend (or if you're very lucky and/or persuasive, a group of friends) and mocking the awkward acting and lousy dialogue is the best way to watch porn. Anything else that may happen is strictly between those consenting adults involved
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"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows
Re: Porn Parodies That Should Not Be - Morganite - 07-23-2017
I can't be the only one who's surprised that "Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them" is a porn parody that does not actually exist yet...
-Morgan.
Re: Porn Parodies That Should Not Be - itsune9tl - 07-24-2017
Just about any thing and Legend of the Overfiend...
Re: Porn Parodies That Should Not Be - robkelk - 07-24-2017
Such as Overfiend King Gainer... which also counts as a Crossover That Should Not Be.
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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."
- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012
Re: Porn Parodies That Should Not Be - Skyfire2020 - 07-30-2017
A-Team/Ghostbusters (original film for containment unit explosion)/The Entity (1982 film not the unrelated 2015 version) crossover
In 1984 an incubus was captured by the ghostbusters for a crime it did commit. When the containment unit blew up it escaped to the New York underground. Today still wanted by the Ghostbusters it survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help and if you are female maybe you can hire The Entity.
Mark