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A bunch of amusing quotes - Norgarth - 06-07-2007
"In the U. S. Government, there is a lot more incompetence and a lot less conspiracy than is generally believed." - a NASA spokesperson
"A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time." - Alfred E. Wiggam
"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me." - Noel Coward
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork." - Edward Abbey
"The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools." - Doug Larson
"Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?" - Spike Milligan
"God help those who do not help themselves." - Wilson Mizner
"Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example." - Mark Twain
"The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously." - Hubert H. Humphrey
"An author is a fool who, not content with boring those he lives with, insists on boring future generations." - Charles de Montesquieu
"Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president." - Johnny Carson
"We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be." - Kurt Vonnegut
"Any event, once it has occurred, can be made to appear inevitable by a competent historian." - Lee Simonson__________________
I bet that if you cooked an elephant, you'd have a lot of leftovers.
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"I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific." - George Carlin
Re: A bunch of amusing quotes - ECSNorway - 06-07-2007
The Laws of Battle
First Law: Every battle plan goes to hell as soon as the Enemy arrives. That's why he's called The Enemy.
Second Law: Anything and everything you do can get you dead, including nothing.
Third Law: You're not here to die for your country, you're here to make the other poor bastard die for his.
Fourth Law: If it's stupid and it works, it wasn't stupid.
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Re: A bunch of amusing quotes - DHBirr - 06-07-2007
The side with the simplest uniforms wins.
Paranoia is a very comforting state of mind. If you think they're out to get you, it means you think you matter.
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Big Brother is watching you. And damn, you are so bloody BORING.
Re: A bunch of amusing quotes - Kokuten - 06-07-2007
There's no such thing as friendly fire.
It's not the bullet with my name on it that concerns me, it's the thousands labelled "occupant"
Wire Geek - Burning the weak and trampling the dead since 1979Wire Geek - Burning the weak and trampling the dead since 1979
Re: A bunch of amusing quotes - Valles - 06-08-2007
"Ahh... Air conditioning! Man's triumph over nature!"
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"I'm terribly sorry, but I have to kill you quite horribly now."