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More Quotes for the front page. - Logan Darklighter - 03-26-2004
Just what the subject line says. Found some more potential quotes/sayings for the rotating top banner. ^_^
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Do not taunt happy fun superpower.
Do you ever just want to teleport in, destroy some monsters, damage property, and teleport out?
I am heavily armed, easily bored, and off my medication.
I am not a trained killer. I LEAD trained killers.
I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words.
The mind is the final battlefield. The stuff in between is just noise.
Nine out of ten of the voices in my head say "Don't shoot!"
As long as we're going insane, we might as well go the whole way. A mere shred of sanity is of no value.
Because of heavy computing requirements we are currently using some of your unallocated brain capacity for backup processing. Please ignore any hallucinations, voices, or unusual dreams you may experience. Please avoid concentration intensive tasks until further notice. Thank you.
It's hard to predict the future when they keep changing the past.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
Outnumbered, yes. Outmaneuvered, maybe. Outclassed, never!
NO! NO! Don't touch the plot contrivance switch!
Reality is just a transfer gate away.
Time paradoxes will have given me a headache.
Brought to you by the people who made "out of context" a household word.
Cry CHEEBLE! and unloose the hamsters of war!
I do the work of three men--Larry, Moe, and Curly.
I have bungee fever and there's only one cure....BOING....
I used to have a Heisenbergmobile, but every time I looked at the speedometer, I got lost...
I'm not imaginary--I'm ontologically challenged.
I'm a very dangerous fellow when I don't know what I'm doing.
I'm not touching that with a 10' snide remark.
We all live in a yellow subroutine.
-Logan
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"So there I was, lying flat on my back, with my face pressed into the dirt, thinking, "Wait a minute, something's not rig..."
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Re: More Quotes for the front page. - Bob Schroeck - 03-26-2004
I just might use some of those... thanks, Logan!
-- Bob
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There's no wrong way to eat a Rhesus.
Re: More Quotes for the front page. - offsides - 03-27-2004
Quote:Thank you Esther...
Cry CHEEBLE! and unloose the hamsters of war!
Offsides
Drunkard's Walk Forum Moderator and Prereader At Large
Re: More Quotes for the front page. - Valles - 03-27-2004
Quote:Shouldn't that be '... and let slip the...'?
Cry CHEEBLE! and unloose the hamsters of war!
Blessed be.
-n
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"V, did you do something foolish?"
"Yes, and it was glorious."
Re: More Quotes for the front page. - Bob Schroeck - 03-27-2004
Yeah, actually, if you're mirroring the original source properly. Dunno what the quote's source uses, though.
-- Bob
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There's no wrong way to eat a Rhesus.
Re: More Quotes for the front page. - jonathanlennox - 03-29-2004
Sounds like nancybuttons.com ?
Re: More Quotes for the front page. - WengFook - 03-29-2004
I thought about one of the lines long enough to come up with my own
As long as we're going insane, we might as well go the whole way.... that way we come outsane at the end.
I know i know *runs and hides*
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Take Your Candle, Go Light Your World.
Re: More Quotes for the front page. - Bob Schroeck - 03-29-2004
Actually, no, I like that. No need to run.
-- Bob
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There's no wrong way to eat a Rhesus.
*snicker* - Logan Darklighter - 03-29-2004
Cogito, ergo Curro. (I Think, Therefore I Scram.)
The Chinese word for 'Crisis' is spelled with the characters for 'Danger' and 'Opportunity'.
Life is what you make of it. Anyone got any good recipes?
God, please grant unto me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the FIREPOWER to make the difference.
TARDIS Express: When it absolutely, positively, has to be there -- yesterday.
The rain, it raineth on the Just and Unjust fellow. But mostly on the Just, 'cause the Unjust stole the Just's umbrella.
Your right to swing your fist ends at my nose.
Re: *snicker* - Ebony - 04-07-2004
"Heroes have an infinite capacity for stupidity. Thus are legends born."
"The cult of heroes is the cult of luck" -- Louis-Ferdinand Celine
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. -- Arthur C. Clarke (Clarkes Law)
Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced. -- Barry Gehm
Any technology, no matter how primitive, is magic to those who dont understand it. -- Florence Ambrose (from Freefall)
(These three seem appropriate for LT, given his powers, gear, and so on)
You can lead a horse to water, but you cant make him vote Republican.
"We are an impossibility in an impossible universe." -- Ray Bradbury
Exos Integro, Sugiliato Curatio, y Femellas Amo Cicatrix.
(Bones Knit, Bruises Heal, and Chicks Dig Scars)
Ebony the Black Dragon
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"Good night, and may the Good Lord take a Viking to you."
Re: *snicker* - Bob Schroeck - 04-07-2004
Oh, now that's a great set of quotes. Thanks!
-- Bob
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There's no wrong way to eat a Rhesus.
Re: *snicker* - jpub - 04-07-2004
On the Arthur C. Clarke route, some of mine:
Any sufficiently complex magic is indistinguishable from advanced technology.
Magic is the ultimate goal of any advancement in technology.
This one from a military friend:
The repair process on any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.--
Christopher Angel, aka JPublic
The Works of Christopher Angel
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Re: *snicker* - Bob Schroeck - 04-08-2004
SNIP!
-- Bob
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There's no wrong way to eat a Rhesus.
Re: More Quotes for the front page. - Bob Schroeck - 04-08-2004
My only problem now is that there are more quotes than content on the DW main page...
-- Bob
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There's no wrong way to eat a Rhesus.
Re: More Quotes for the front page. - WengFook - 04-09-2004
thats a pretty pickle
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Take Your Candle, Go Light Your World.
Re: More Quotes for the front page. - Bob Schroeck - 04-12-2004
It wouldn't have been a big problem if I were still using HostedScripts (if I could still trust HostedScripts to be up for five minutes in a row), but now all the quotes are embedded in the dwmain.html file -- so instead of just getting the one the script retrieves from hs.com, you're getting them all.
-- Bob
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There's no wrong way to eat a Rhesus.