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This has to be a parody… - TheTwisted1 - 07-05-2008
This simply has to be a parody:
Michael Bay's Rejected "The Dark Knight" Script.
Amongst the highlights:
Quote: We pan to a beautiful woman: platinum blonde with a huge rack. She is the hottest woman in the world, but she wears glasses because she is also the smartest(Page 2)
woman in the world.
Quote: GENERAL(pg 72)
Okay, I like it. But which one of the internets do we hack?
BRUCE
All of them.
Quote: JOKER unleashes an all-out barrage of missiles, like the biggest f***ing missiles you will ever see.(pg 122, my edit on the f-bomb).
It's just too ridiculous to be real.
--The Twisted One
"If you
wish to converse with me, define your
terms."
--Voltaire
- Sweno - 07-05-2008
the 'all of them' line had me laughing. Its like hackers all over again.
-Terry
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"so listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing to happen to you today"
TF2: Spy
- Ayiekie - 07-06-2008
I'd believe that script is real, provided the writing credit was to "F. Miller".