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SCIENCE!!!!!! - Logan Darklighter - 07-25-2008 I. MUST. HAVE. THIS. SHIRT. Hypothesis: Current scientific thought suggests we have already achieved max rocking level. Perhaps max-rocking levels could be radically increased with creation of 30ft tall motion controlled guitar thrashing robot simulacrum. Result: We rocked the fuck out. SCIENCE!! That is all. - Black Aeronaut - 07-25-2008 Oh yeah. This shirt kicks ass. ^_^ It could only be made better if the Hypothesis and Result were on the back. Since I'm in Japan, I am seriously considering adding some of these shirts to my civilian wardrobe. - Bob Schroeck - 07-25-2008 Yow. I concur. This is a T-shirt to covet greatly. I wonder, given that I just bought four T-shirts in the last four days, if I could sneak this one past the wife... -- Bob --------- Then the horns kicked in... ...and my shoes began to squeak. Geek-Gasm! - Logan Darklighter - 07-26-2008 They have more! I screenshotted and copied the descriptions for posterity in case their page ever goes away. Here's all the designs. Rock Robot: Hypothesis: Current scientific thought suggests we have already achieved max rocking level. Perhaps max-rocking levels could be radically increased with creation of 30ft tall motion controlled guitar thrashing robot simulacrum. Result: We rocked the fuck out. Babe Factory Hypothesis: Paucity of attractive females within our laboratory social circle could be remedied by construction of a trans-dimensional matter assembler. This assumes proper programming of nubility-codec. Result: Success! note: The unmitigated success of this project makes further research in other areas appear increasingly frivolous Jurassic BBQ Hypothesis: Over 99% of prehistoric animal species are now extinct, many of which were no doubt delicious. By mastering advanced cloning techniques we can incorporate these long dead animal species into a unique and scrumptious BBQ experience. Result: The T-Rex proved delectable, but our 'Kiss the Cloner' apron failed to deliver. Germ Wrangler Hypothesis: The rapidly fluctuating velocity provided by ciliate locomotion could provide significant riding / wrangling challenges.This assumes of course subject paramecium could be properly enlarged or researcher scaled down. Result: Potential for impressing females was radically underestimated. Cheers! Hypothesis: Traditional pyrotechnic celebrations such as those associated with the Fourth of July would be radically more memorable with inclusion of thermonuclear devices. Result:Success! NOTE: predictable noise and radiation complaints from neighbors are well within tolerance levels considering awesomeness of blowing up large quantities of crap Nuke Hugger Hypothesis: Unfettered expression of physical affection from researchers toward power facility will produce noticeable gains in fission output due to interaction between emotional energy fields and beta decay. Result:Power output nearly doubled NOTE: in further study inform researchers affection should be purely platonic ------- Just for the record, I still like the Rock Robot design the best. But the Babe factory is a close second. ^_^ - Black Aeronaut - 07-27-2008 Heee. I am sooooooooooo SORELY tempted to get the Nuke Hugger one just to see how the locals react. They seem to have this thing about nuclear energy here in Japan that there have been vociferous protests against the coming arrival of the USS George Washington.