April Fools!

[Jorlem]

So, as you all know, today is April Fools Day, and websites across the 'net are celebrating.
What's your favorite?
I'm enjoying xkcd, which apparently changes depending on a number of factors described on this reddit page.
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Stand between the Silver Crystal and the Golden Sea.
"Youngsters these days just have no appreciation for the magnificence of the legendary cucumber."  --Krityan Elder, Tales of Vesperia.

[Black Aeronaut]

Anyone with a referrer tag that indicates Texas will get the ending with a tornado. The girl is, of course, completely freaked out.

Funny thing. My ex-girlfriend in Japan said she'd rather have earthquakes over tornadoes. I argue that at least you can see a tornado coming with enough time to grab the survival kit and take shelter. I have yet to ask her thoughts on the matter after that perfect disaster last year.

[Logan Darklighter]

Anyone with a referrer tag that indicates Texas will get the ending with a tornado. The girl is, of course, completely freaked out.

Funny thing. My ex-girlfriend in Japan said she'd rather have earthquakes over tornadoes. I argue that at least you can see a tornado coming with enough time to grab the survival kit and take shelter. I have yet to ask her thoughts on the matter after that perfect disaster last year.

I once thought that in choosing my disaster, I'd pick an earthquake over a tornado. My reasoning at the time was that in the aftermath of an earthquake, no matter the state of your residence and belongings, it's all still right there where you left it. Whereas with a tornado, if you suffer a direct hit, likely as not your stuff will be scattered over dozens of square miles and who knows if you'll see any of it ever again. 

Of course, after seeing the aftermath of the earthquake, tsunami, and radiation leak cascade of disasters that befell Japan last year, I had to revise my opinion. o_o;

-Logan

[Mark Skarr]

Having lived through a number of earthquakes, I have to say that tornadoes scare the linguine out of me.
Earthquakes are a general, area effect attack that you can deal with by getting outside and away from large structures.
Tornadoes are chaotic, semi-guided, near-sapient demons of destruction and terror.
Give me my earthquakes . . . oh, great FSM give me earthquakes!

[CattyNebulart]

My disaster of choice would be a false vacuum decay bubble. Just to get it over with quick, also no-one will miss me after that, so there is no reason to be sad. Mostly because the possibility of life would be eliminated from the universe, but eh, that's a minor detail. Can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.
E: "Did they... did they just endorse the combination of the JSDF and US Army by showing them as two lesbian lolicons moving in together and holding hands and talking about how 'intimate' they were?"
B: "Have you forgotten so soon? They're phasing out Don't Ask, Don't Tell."

[Bob Schroeck]

Um. Folks. This was supposed to be a thread about web April Fools pranks.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

[Sweno]

dragging this back on topic:

http://mail.google.com/ma...lp/promos/tap/index.html

(bonus appearance by ll cool j)
-Terry
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"so listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing to happen to you today"
TF2: Spy