Found an image, story to follow...

[robkelk]

The image is copied to the wiki, with permission of the artist. Now to write a story to go with it. At least the original artist gave me the first two lines:

First day of a new job. Can't afford to have a wardrobe malfunction.

Let's go for something which says "Sure, boss. I'll find those droids you're looking for!"

--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

[Foxboy]

"Aren't you a little Smexxy to be a stormtrooper?"
''We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat
them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.''

-- James Nicoll

[Star Ranger4]

*wipes coffee off monitor*
Hear that thunder rolling till it seems to split the sky?
That's every ship in Grayson's Navy taking up the cry-
NO QUARTER!!!
-- "No Quarter", by Echo's Children