PETA's reccomendation to Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream
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PETA's reccomendation to Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream
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The Story here.
''We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.'' -- James Nicoll 
THIS JUST IN: PETA reveals itself to be a bunch of hopeless imbeciles.
nothing to see here, move along. Move along. "No can brain today. Want cheezeburger." From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies
PETA PETA PETA... I'm surprised pornography charges haven't been leveled against them...
or a large butterfly net.
I'm a member of PETA. I even have a bumper sticker on my car.
It says right there: People Eating Tasty Animals. -- Sucrose Octanitrate. Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.
I believe this says it all.
Ebony the Black Dragon http://ebony14.livejournal.com "Good night, and may the Good Lord take a Viking to you." 
Top of the food chain, Ma! Top of the food chain!
----- Big Brother is watching you. And damn, you are so bloody BORING. 
Trey Parker and Matt Stone must be wondering what they could possibly say that would actually succeed in satirising PETA. I mean, how can anyone parody an
organisation that comes up with things like this? 
Quite honestly, I've had a sneaking suspicion that PETA is actually run by a group of very ingenious pranksters who are successfully putting one hell of a
joke over both the public at large and their own rank-and-file. Stuff like this does nothing to dissuade me from this belief. -- Bob --------- Then the horns kicked in... ...and my shoes began to squeak.
While much of PETA's running, dancing, jumping behaviour might appear to be high parody, there are three simple words that dispell the myth and reveal
them for the blistering fuck-stains that they are. Three words. Rodney - fucking - Coronado
Oh wow. My Mom absolutely needs to hear about this one. She'll die laughing and resurrect herself just to enjoy the joke again.
Also, using women's breast milk? WTF? How the hell is that healthier for grown people? Human breast milk varies in richness and flavor in accordance to the source's diet. What the hell were they planning on doing? Forcing breastfeeding women onto an all salad diet!? That'll go over about as well as a bull in a china shop. Also, I'd wait and see if that little business venture over in Switzerland is successful before trying to foist it onto successful American businesses. Our economy is bad enough without suggesting that businesses commit economic suicide. ETA: *Adds "Assassinate and secretely replace leaders of organizations such as PETA and the RIAA" to his list of things to accomplish once retired from the Navy.* |
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