Characters That Should Not Be

[Bob Schroeck]

The Beatsmaster -- a superstar rapper with animal friends.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

[Acyl]

The Americandroid - MA/Shield Scrapper - PUNCHING MEATBAG FACE FOR AMERICA

Prawn Star - Peacebringer - o/' Squiddy days, driftin' away, ohhhhh, those squiddy nights, wella-wella... o/'


Tentacle Grape - Warshade - Obey your thirst.

Major League Pony - Mace/Inv Scrapper - With baseball bat. 'nuff said.

Baseballbat Man - Mace/Inv Scrap---look, I think you can sense a theme here.

LOLcatgirl - Claws/SR Scrapper - can i haz expees?

The Famished Pantheon - Necro/Dark Mastermind - Who knew BORK BORK BORK was actually a demonic incantation? Damn those Swedes...

(Yes, I've played every single one of the above characters. And deleted them. Because they were too awful to live.)
-- Acyl

[Bob Schroeck]

Well, now that I've finally gotten around to buying Beast Mastery, I'll have to create the rapper...
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

[Star Ranger4]

Staph Infection: A Staff / Emp (Forutnalty not allowed in game but you could mebbie cheat wif AE)
Hear that thunder rolling till it seems to split the sky?
That's every ship in Grayson's Navy taking up the cry-
NO QUARTER!!!
-- "No Quarter", by Echo's Children

[Ebony]

I had LOLCatgirl for a little while. She didn't interest me enough to keep playing.
I also have Izzy Starburst. Just a man who fell to Earth after fighting the Spiders from Mars....
Ebony the Black Dragon
http://ebony14.livejournal.com

"Good night, and may the Good Lord take a Viking to you."

[Acyl]

No, I'm not actually going to play this.



But after seeing the movie, I figured it was necessary.
-- Acyl

[Ebony]

Oh, hey, it's the Super-Adaptoid.
Ebony the Black Dragon
http://ebony14.livejournal.com

"Good night, and may the Good Lord take a Viking to you."

[dark seraph]

Sooooo, the Marvel Version of Amazo then?

Now that be a cool thing to rip off if you could get it to work

[Ebony]

Sooooo, the Marvel Version of Amazo then?
  

Oh, my goodness, no. Comic companies NEVER rip each other off, or claim that other companies are ripping them off.
Ebony the Black Dragon
http://ebony14.livejournal.com

"Good night, and may the Good Lord take a Viking to you."

[Foxboy]

And the mess of "Take Thats" fired between companies.

Young Justice had a Spider-Man oneshot villain for a cold open, Marvel had "Squadron Supreme" to rib the Justice League, DC had a Fantastic Four expy group that led to the "Cyborg Superman" villain (Pre-Flashpoint). Etc. Etc.
''We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat
them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.''

-- James Nicoll

[OpMegs]

Young Justice had a Spider-Man oneshot villain for a cold open

Actually, that's Black Spider, who, while likely a riff on Spider-Man (especially as the main producer of YJ, Greg Weisman, also did Spectacular Spider-Man), actually existed before the episode in question as an obscure C-lister. :lol
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"Oh, silver blade, forged in the depths of the beyond. Heed my summons and purge those who stand in my way. Lay
waste."