Nemesis went to virtue today

[dark seraph]

And had this to say!

[Admin] Nemesis: *TAP TAP TAP* Is this thing on?
[Admin] NCsoft_Hit Streak: Okay, who gave Lord Nemesis the mic?
[Admin] Nemesis: FOUL CITIZENS OF PARAGON CITY AND THE ROGUE ISLES! COWER IN FEAR OF THE ONE TRUE LORD NEMESIS?
[Admin] Nemesis: I WILL TAKE MERCY ISLE AND PARAGON CITY HALL!
[Admin] Nemesis: BWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
[Admin] Nemesis: No, my FEARSOME army will not play "76 Trombones" SO STOP ASKING!
[Admin] Nemesis: My SteamPowered Computer Crashed...
[Admin] Nemesis: BEHOLD MY ARMY OF FAKE NEMESIS...NEMESES...NEMESII....WHATEVER...FAKE MEs!

Then he started replying to tells....

[Admin] Nemesis: I DID NOT BRING PONIES WITH ME TODAY, SO STOP ASKING FOR THEM!
[Admin] Nemesis: I AM TALKING IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE SOMEONE TOLD ME THAT THIS IS APPROPRIATE NETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU ARE INVADING A CITY
[Admin] Nemesis: AND YES, NEMESIS READS VIRTUEUNITED.
[Admin] NCsoft_Hit Streak: I'd like to know, how you fit all this brass on a submarine.
[Admin] Nemesis: MY SUBMARINE WAS DESIGNED BY THE SAME PEOPLE WHO PACKAGE IKEA FURNITURE...VERY ECONOMICAL.
[Admin] Nemesis: AND YES...THAT DOES MEAN THAT IKEA IS ONE OF MY PLOTS...MUUUUAHAHAHAHA!
[Admin] Nemesis: DEFEND YOUR FAIR CITY HALL HEROES OR SOMETHING AWFUL WILL HAPPEN TO IT!
[Admin] NCsoft_Hit Streak: Villains! I challenge you to FIGHT HARDER! Mercy Isle is under brass siege! 
[Admin] NCsoft_Freitag: All your Brass, are belong to Nemesis.
[Admin] Nemesis: WHAT IS A SHOUTOUT AND WHY WOULD I GIVE ONE TO ZACHARY? IS HE HELPING ME IN MY INEVITIBLE MARCH TOWARDS CONQUERING ALL OF AMERICA?
 [Admin] Nemesis: I'M SORRY...LORD NEMESIS IS NOT READY TO HAVE YOUR BABIES...CONQUERING THE WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH WITHOUT HAVING TO LUG AROUND A DIAPER BAG AND PACK-N-PLAY....

But looks like no one wanted to play with him

 [Admin] Nemesis: BAH! You pathetic weaklings bore me! I now leave Virtue and return you to your Catgirls and bracketed chat! UNTIL NEXT TIME VIRTUE!
 [Admin] NCsoft_Zwillinger: Well done Virtue...but be ever vigilant...something tells me he'll be back at least a few times this month...
 [Admin] NCsoft_Zwillinger: Time permitting...and if his meeting calender doesn't get filled.
 [Admin] NCsoft_Hit Streak: Good luck Virtue! You should have plenty of brass for doorknobs!

Not as funny as the preat invasion from last year.... but the fact this sort of stuff will happen all month...

This will rock

[Sweno]

virute: where the catgirls ask invading automatons about ponies
-Terry
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"so listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing to happen to you today"
TF2: Spy

[Star Ranger4]

eheheh... I doubt anyone will ever admit to it, but I am convinced Zwill was the one playing Nemisis that day. It just has his flair about it, ya know?

This also answers a couple of thoughts I'd had about "gee, why is he attacking these zones over and over. Does he want us to not be thinking about what is going on where he ISNT?"

Oh, and I found out that City Hall *HAS* a back door! Usefull, if one doesnt want to deal with all the people hanging out under atlas. Too bad tahts the only way out though. (Looking right at Atlas, I mean)
Hear that thunder rolling till it seems to split the sky?
That's every ship in Grayson's Navy taking up the cry-
NO QUARTER!!!
-- "No Quarter", by Echo's Children

[Bob Schroeck]

 Oh, and I found out that City Hall *HAS* a back door! Usefull, if one doesnt want to deal with all the people hanging out under atlas. Too bad tahts the only way out though. (Looking right at Atlas, I mean)

Oh yeah, I discovered that a month or so back -- I saw the door had been added on the outside, said what the hell and gave it a try.  Interesting how a back door lets you in the front.  
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.