Song of the Day, 19 May 2005

[Bob Schroeck]

And did those feet, in ancient time,
Walk upon England's mountains green?
And was the Holy Lamb of God
In England's pleasant pastures seen?
And did the Countenance Divine
Shine forth upon these crowded hills?
And was Jerusalem builded here
Among these dark satanic mills?
Bring me my bow of burning gold!
Bring me my arrows of desire!
Bring me my spear! O clouds unfold!
Bring me my chariot of fire!
I will not cease from mental fight,
Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand,
Till we have built Jerusalem
In England's green and pleasant land.
-- Emerson, Lake and Palmer, Jerusalem
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

[HoagieOfDoom]

Bring me my bow of burning gold!
Bring me my arrows of desire!
Gives Doug an energy bow and arrows...cupid arrows.
Bring me my spear! O clouds unfold!
Gives energy spear.
Bring me my chariot of fire!
Gives his bike real flame highlights, as well as conjures horses and reigns made of pure fire.
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I am a very sensitive person! I can go from laughing to crying with just a kick to the face.
- Dave Attell

[Bob Schroeck]

* Bob Schroeck smiles a mysterious little smile.

-- Bob
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It's spelt "Frodo Baggins" but it's pronounced "Throat-wobbler Mangrove."

[Rev Dark]

Either that or he puts a bag over his head, while his enemies stand in a bucket and sing, only to be crushed by a gigantic foot moments laters.

[Bob Schroeck]

And it's a tea chest.

-- Bob
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It's spelt "Frodo Baggins" but it's pronounced "Throat-wobbler Mangrove."

[classicdrogn]

I *REALLY* can't explain how I got from there to here, but suddenly, I have an idea for what Blue Oyster Cult's "Godzilla" could do for Doug - turn the targeted animal into a kaiju for the duration, ala Digimon. Why? Because a giant Pen-Pen using Arctic Beak Spear and Ice Toboggan Tackle attacks as a distraction while whichever EVA dug itself out of a hole in the ground is just too cool/funny. Maybe only as a lobster-and-pickles induced dream sequence, like the Chicken Boo angel, but still too good to pass up.
- CDHow many times have you stared mournfully into the coleslaw and thought "Gee, I wish I was a cabbage."
SERVO: Loook *deeeeply* into my eyes... Tell me, what do you see?
CROW: (hypnotized) A twisted man who wants to inflict his pain upon others.
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"Anko, what you do in your free time is your own choice. Use it wisely. And if you do not use it wisely, make sure you thoroughly enjoy whatever unwise thing you are doing." - HymnOfRagnorok as Orochimaru at SpaceBattles
woot Med. Eng., verb, 1st & 3rd pers. prsnt. sg. know, knows

[M Fnord]

Blake?
Interesting choice. One wonders, not so much about the effects the song produces, but where Doug's landed.
I've my guesses, but... well. All in good time.
--"Truth to tell, I do not have a name. You can call me..."
Mr. Fnord interdimensional man of mystery

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[robkelk]

If I had to guess where Doug's landed, I'd say maybe the Borribles. Or possibly some version of Dracula; either the original novel or the anime Hellsing would be particularly apt...
-Rob Kelk
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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

[Bob Schroeck]

Hm. None of those are where my mind's drifting with this song, but The Borribles would certainly be a good choice. I'll have to remember that...

-- Bob
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It's spelt "Frodo Baggins" but it's pronounced "Throat-wobbler Mangrove."