A transformation song, from the one-hit wonders shelf...

[robkelk]

Went to a party the other night
All the ladies were treating me right
Moving my feet to the disco beat
How in the world could I keep my seat
All of a sudden I began to change
I was on the dance floor acting strange
Flapping my arms I began to cluck
Look at me...I'm the disco duck
(Ah get down mama, I've got to have me a woman, ha ha ha ha ha)
Disco, disco duck
(Got to have me a woman)
Disco, disco duck
(Oh get down mama)
Try your luck, don't be a cluck, disco
(Disco)
Disco
(Disco)
Disco - disco - disco disco duck
(All right)
Disco disco duck
(Ah get down mama, oh mama shake your tail feather, ha ha ha ha ha)
When the music stopped I returned to my seat
But there's no stoppin' a duck and his beat
So I got back up to try my luck
Why look it's the disco Duck!!
(Everybody's doin' the)
Disco, disco duck
Disco, disco duck
Try your luck
(Wave to me)
Don't be a cluck
(I'm so happy to be here)
Disco
Thank you duck
Disco
For gettin' down
Disco disco disco
Thank you so very much
Disco duck
(You're welcome)
Disco Disco Duck
Try your luck, don't be a cluck, disco, disco, disco...

Disco Duck, Rick Dees (1976)
Transforms Doug into a little white duck. The sailor suit is optional (and definitely disclaimed by Disney), as is the ability to disco-dance.
(Why did I come up with this, all of a sudden? Well, Randy Bachman has a weekly radio show Saturday evenings on CBC Radio 1, and this week the show's about novelty songs. This is one of the ones he's played...)

-Rob Kelk
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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

[Bob Schroeck]

Gack.
Just for that, Rob, I'm looking at your Christmas card and seriously considering not spending the 37 cents (or whatever it is to get to Ottawa) on postage.


-- Bob
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It's a "magical" land. I think "magical" is ancient Greek for "pain in the butt". -- Bun-Bun, Sluggy Freelance, 11/9/03

[robkelk]

Well, it was either post the song here or try to make an AMV to it, with footage from either Princess Tutu or Ranma 1/2...
-Rob Kelk
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

[Black Aeronaut]

You're too late, Rob. I have a Ranma vid featuring Weird Al's 'I Want A New Duck'. Dunno for sure where you can get it...-NeoRaven
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