Heard Don Henley's "Dirty Laundry" on the radio this afternoon, and thought it might be a fun one for Doug - two possibilities, though the second is fairly lame:
1) It allows Doug to discern someone's "dirty laundry" if they get within range of him - he might not have proof, but he knows where to find it.
2) It allows him to kick people at range as long as they're within his radius ("Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down).
'Course, I'm sure there are other amusing possibilities given all the fun lines in the song...
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1) It allows Doug to discern someone's "dirty laundry" if they get within range of him - he might not have proof, but he knows where to find it.
2) It allows him to kick people at range as long as they're within his radius ("Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down).
'Course, I'm sure there are other amusing possibilities given all the fun lines in the song...
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Drunkard's Walk Forum Moderator and Prereader At Large