HP thoughts

[Wolff]

I was reading some HP fanfic tonight, and Winamp decided to throw up Pink Floyd's "Another Brick in the Wall". This got me to thinking, isn't Snape just a poster-child for this song? This further got me wondering if JKR is a Floyd fan, because pretty much the whole Harry Potter saga could be set to "The Wall". So, without further ado, I give you:
Harry Potter: The Wall
a rock opera
Starring
Harry Potter as Pink
Vernon and Petunia Dursley as Mother
Snape as the child-hating teacher
Cho Chang as the little tart who flashes her tits to get in for free
Ginny as Pink's cheating wife
Hermione and Ron as the backup band
and guest starring Voldemort as Hammer
Now, I really don't have the dedication to follow through with this idea, so if anyone thinks they can do justice to it, by all means, run with it. The only things I ask are 1) idea credit and 2) linkage.
"Ah, great. More androids." "We're not androids, we're the Knight Sabers!" "Huh. Frederick's of Hollywood has a line of power armor out. Who knew?"Falling out of aeroplanes and hiding out in holes

Waiting for the sunset to come, people going home

Jump out from behind them and shoot them in the head

Now everybody dancing the dance of the dead

[HoagieOfDoom]

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