The following parody of a 'Harry Potter' spoiler appeared today in a Boston Globe article by Tom Keane.
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Big Brother is watching you. And damn, you are so bloody BORING.
Quote:No actual books were spoiled by this article. Thank you for your cooperation.
A leaked copy of "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," the last volume of the seven-book series, sparked heated discussion among fans. According to those who have seen it, the book ends with Harry, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger having lunch in the Hogwarts dining hall. Suddenly, Lord Voldemort and Severus Snape appear from the kitchen. Snape raises his wand and says the last words of the story, "Let me take care of the scar." Ten blank pages follow. The book's publisher refused to confirm whether the leaked copy was legitimate, but did acknowledge that author J.K. Rowling collaborated with "Sopranos" creator David Chase on the series conclusion.
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Big Brother is watching you. And damn, you are so bloody BORING.
