For those who speak no Italian...

[Bob Schroeck]

...and no English either:  an Italian pop song that's supposed to sound like English, but is nonsense in both languages:
"Freezing Cold, and Ants and I Chew Soul", aka "Prisencolinensinainciusol"
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

[Foxboy]

Heh. Loads of fun though.
''We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat
them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.''

-- James Nicoll

[The Wanderer]

Just from the description, that sounds ripe for another piece in the vein of what got made from "Opblaaskrokodil" - better known, in the
English-speaking world, as "French Erotic Film".