WTFSnow?

[Sofaspud]

Yesterday, we were bright and sunny... until about noon.  We then got a whiteout howling in from the lake.
Now there's almost a foot of the white stuff out there.
I like snow and all, but, c'mon, nature.  What the hell did I do to *you*?

--sofaspud
--"Listening to your kid is the audio equivalent of a Salvador Dali painting, Spud." --OpMegs

[Wiregeek]

*grumble*

We've had about a foot.. total.. all winter.

I DONT EVEN HAVE ENOUGH SNOW TO DRIFT TEST THE CAT.

infuriating, I tells ya.
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies

[Logan Darklighter]

I think it's all down here, WG, you want to come and get it? You're welcome to it!

[Sweno]

drift test the cat? you either have a strange cat or are asking to donate blood to Bast
-Terry
-----
"so listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing to happen to you today"
TF2: Spy

[Sofaspud]

"Cat"
1. A wheeled or tracked vehicle primarily used for heavy-duty work such as plowing, towing, trench digging, etc.
2. A small furry quadruped of the feline persuasion.
"Drift test"
1. Find out how a snowplow performs, usually with a new blade
2. Find out how a snowplow performs when the center-of-gravity is shifted rapidly to one side or the other
3. Find out how a small furry quadruped behaves when exposed, usually via air delivery, to a snowdrift
Knowing Wire, it could be any combination of the above.

--sofaspud
--"Listening to your kid is the audio equivalent of a Salvador Dali painting, Spud." --OpMegs

[Wiregeek]

I maintain my stoic silence in the face of your foul accusations and implications that it isn't _all_ of the above.
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies

[Foxboy]

"Any combination" includes "all of the above," you will note.

So I would assume he is not intentionally impugning your honour.
''We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat
them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.''

-- James Nicoll

[Wiregeek]

This is not a safe assumption. He wasn't five minutes out of the car in Tacoma and he was impinging my honor. (My good man, he says! the nerve!).

I still want to take his delicious snow. I have a perfectly good snowblower (best $700 the house has spent in a while, IMO) and it's been used once this year 8(
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies

[Sofaspud]

If I was impugning your honor, it wasn't intentional.  At first, at least.  Mostly I was just surprised at you turning out to be Jolly Evil Santa (w/ Hat).

--sofaspud
--"Listening to your kid is the audio equivalent of a Salvador Dali painting, Spud." --OpMegs