A joke for today

[robkelk]

On the third day, He arose, rolled the stone from the front of the tomb, and walked once more upon Earth.

A passer-by noticed Him leaving, pointed to the stone, and said, "Close the door when you leave! Were you born in a barn?"
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Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

[Star Ranger4]

*GROAN*
Hear that thunder rolling till it seems to split the sky?
That's every ship in Grayson's Navy taking up the cry-
NO QUARTER!!!
-- "No Quarter", by Echo's Children

[WengFook]

*facepalm has been achieved*
Though the expression "born in a barn" is not  common where I am, its still facepalming material.
p.s A Happy Easter to one and all.
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Take Your Candle, Go Light Your World.

[SilverFang01]

[Dartz]

Fester and his wife are journeying through the holy land, when, through the vagaries of fate and chance, his wife drops dead one night in her sleep. Fester goes to arrange for her repatriation back home. As he handles the forms the clerk looks at him with bemusement.

"Surely sir, your wife yould've prefered to be buried in the holy land,"

Fester purses his lips. "Sure she would. But that other bollix they buried here came back three days later, and I'm not takin' that chance."
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--m(^0^)m-- Wot, no sig?