Gardening, with a longarm

[robkelk]

Digital Trends: Boring gardens don’t stand a chance against flower seeds you plant with a shotgun

So...

Listen up, you primitive screwheads! This... is my Bloomstick!
--
Rob Kelk
"Governments have no right to question the loyalty of those who oppose
them. Adversaries remain citizens of the same state, common subjects of
the same sovereign, servants of the same law."

- Michael Ignatieff, addressing Stanford University in 2012

[Logan Darklighter]

Okay that is just a beautiful thing, right there.

[Rod.H]

Well it's a variant of what some forestry groups do with helicopters, but that's just like a drive-by egging. This, needs some more thought. Although if you Mythbusters supersize it, one word: Cannon!!

[Bob Schroeck]

Why am I suddenly envisioning the old "flower-in-the-gun" pictures from the 1960s?
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.