"Bitch, please. You've been to space."

[Bob Schroeck]

The new Spider-Man: Far From Home trailer has dropped:

[classicdrogn]

Modern movietrailer style orchestra-hits adaptation of the classic theme ong... not sue if want. On the one hand, nothing says Spidey like "dadaDA, DAdada, dadaDAdada DAdada," on the other hand it's a huge stylistic change.

As for the actual contents of the trailer...

Spoiler

Why the hell is Fake Fury still sneaking up on people like Batman into a Rogue lair? That shit was shady in Iron Man, let alone a dozen movies later. Everyone in the world and on several others knows about the Avengers - Iron Man's image being everywhere is one of the plot points the trailer specifically calls out - so there's no need to sneak up on people like that. If you can find some kid's hotel room in Paris and lock down the area to make a spooky visit you can damn well find the phone number and call.

And, no, no dumbass who lost his eye to a cat gets to replace Nick Fury. I don't care that he's black (I thought Samuel L. Jackson was a great choice for the role from the beginning even without knowing about the Ultimates comics aside from being a reboot unlikely to last a decade) the real Nick Fury is a WWII veteran not-quite-super soldier turned spy to keep the peace he won through the Cold War, not a comic relief sidekick. It's just one of the ways the Captain Marvel movie spiked the wheels on the entire MCU.

I still like the Iron Spider and Ben Reilly era suit designs as much as the classic red & blue, and far more than theblacked-out tacticool gear near the end, so the progression of his look as shown is a definite downgrade as it goes on. I suppose they're setting up for the Venom storyline later by making a black suit, but still. At least his acrobatics are properly amazing, though outrunning a fireball is a little incredible. Common action-movie fare, though, so I don't object to that strand in the web of Spider-Man.

I'm a little stumped for an adjective to put on it overall...

But look out! Here comes the Spider-Man!

[Matrix Dragon]

Why did Fury sneak into Peters hotel room? Well, besides the fact the trailer shows Peter going out of his way to not answer Furys calls, it's Fury. The man that still has a little love for the fact he's getting to be the mysterious super spy. It's part of why I prefer this version to the mess that is 616.