Simulacrum: Jewish grandma (Oi! It's so Humid! by 2 Live Jews)

[classicdrogn]

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Effect: Summons a simlacrum of an elderly but relatively spry woman named Myrtle, with all the powers and abilities of an iconic Jewish Grandma (baking and cooking, gossip gathering, cheek-pinching, guilt trips, etc.) plus an effect that fills Doug's AoE with cool air for the duration. Somehow, despite only being a two minute song and seeming to move at grandma speed, she is able to complete any single kitchen task, gossip session, or a guilt trip lecture that feels like it lasts for hours within the duration, though as long as you're on her good side she's quite the sweetheart and all you have to fear is a broken diet and perhaps a few pointed questions about your romantic status.

[Bob Schroeck]

I've never actually decided just how Doug's power responds to rap, not having listened to enough rap/hip-hop to start assembling a list of possible power songs. Until then, if I need 2 Live Jews complaining about the heat, well, I'll go with this one, which has been in my MP3 collection for... um. At least 15 years? I think?

[classicdrogn]

That one's actually the sequel, I'm pretty suure,trying to revaputre the magic that made OI! It's so humid! their first breakout hit on the Funny Five. TBH the only other song of theirs I really like even off the rest of the first album was Accountin' Suckers, and everything more recent just feels like they're milking their one successful joke for a career's paychecks.