Self Explanitory

[Black Aeronaut]

"MAYONAKAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" came Benjamin's voice ringing from his office.  "YOUR PET HAMSTER GOT INTO THE HANDWAVIUM!!!"

And thus, Harvey the Wonder Hamster was born. 
EDIT: Image didn't turn up right - made me wonder why this post didn't garner more attention.

[Wiregeek]

"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies