Winamp is feeling nasty. This song came up in the queue right when I started typing a paper. Exactly NOT the suggestion I need. But I thought it could make Doug's opponent feel half drunk and convinced they just got dumped, only to find fraternal solace with their friend who wears that weird helmet all the time 
Reel Big Fish- Beer
she called me late last night,
to say she loved me so
it didn't matter anymore,
i say she never cared
and that she never will,
i'd do it all again
i guess i'll have to wait until then
if i get drunk well, i'll pass out
on the floor now baby
you won't bother me no more
if you're drinkin' well, you know
that you're my friend and i say
i think i'll have myself a beer.
she called me late last night, to say
she loved me,
so..? but i guess he changed her mind
well i should have known it wouldn't beall right,
but i can't live without her
so i won't even try...
if i get drunk well, i'll pass out
on the floor now baby
you won't bother me no more
if you're drinkin' well, you know
that you're my friend and i say
i think i'll have myself a beer.
maybe some day, i'll think of what to say.
maybe next time i'll remember what to do,
she looks like heaven, maybe this is hell,
said she'd do it all again,
she'd promise not to tell!
If i get drunk well, i'll pass out
on the floor now baby
you won't bother me no more
(and she said)
it's ok boy cause you know we'll be good
friends
and i say, i think
i'll have myself a beer.---------------
Oh crap. I've got Destiny.
---
Jon
"And that must have caused my dad's brain to break in half, replaced by a purely mechanical engine of revenge!"

Reel Big Fish- Beer
she called me late last night,
to say she loved me so
it didn't matter anymore,
i say she never cared
and that she never will,
i'd do it all again
i guess i'll have to wait until then
if i get drunk well, i'll pass out
on the floor now baby
you won't bother me no more
if you're drinkin' well, you know
that you're my friend and i say
i think i'll have myself a beer.
she called me late last night, to say
she loved me,
so..? but i guess he changed her mind
well i should have known it wouldn't beall right,
but i can't live without her
so i won't even try...
if i get drunk well, i'll pass out
on the floor now baby
you won't bother me no more
if you're drinkin' well, you know
that you're my friend and i say
i think i'll have myself a beer.
maybe some day, i'll think of what to say.
maybe next time i'll remember what to do,
she looks like heaven, maybe this is hell,
said she'd do it all again,
she'd promise not to tell!
If i get drunk well, i'll pass out
on the floor now baby
you won't bother me no more
(and she said)
it's ok boy cause you know we'll be good
friends
and i say, i think
i'll have myself a beer.---------------
Oh crap. I've got Destiny.
---
Jon
"And that must have caused my dad's brain to break in half, replaced by a purely mechanical engine of revenge!"