The last Time Lord in existence sat alone in his Tardis. The Cloister Bell rang.
--Sam
"I should like a hat like that."
--Sam
"I should like a hat like that."
The Shortest Doctor Who Fanfic Ever
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The last Time Lord in existence sat alone in his Tardis. The Cloister Bell rang.
--Sam "I should like a hat like that."
Buh?_______________________________
We're definitely playing this game wrong. I thought Vampire was supposed to be a game of personal horror, not about ninja magic-carpet airstrikes at night. - A friend after playing a session of Dark Ages Vampire. A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away. THERE IS ONLY WAR! -Same friend. _________________________________ Take Your Candle, Go Light Your World.
A pastiche of "The Shortest Novel Ever", whose original author I forget. It went like this:
The last man on Earth sat alone in his house. The phone rang.-- "I give you the beautiful... the talented... the tirelessly atomic-powered... R! DOROTHY! WAYNERIGHT! -- Sucrose Octanitrate. Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.
The last man on Earth sat alone in his house. The phone rang.
... but it was just an automated telemarketing program. ![]() 666-HELL The phone number of the Beast ___________________________ "I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific." - George Carlin
The last man on Earth sat alone in his house. The phone rang.
It was the last woman on Earth. -Morgan, whether or not she'll sleep with him is outside the scope of this project?"Mikuru-chan molested me! I'm... so happy!" -Haruhi, "The Ecchi of Haruhi Suzumiya" ---(Not really) |
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